The Dunphy family is eating breakfast in their kitchen (Luke is poking at his food slowly)
Claire:Luke honey you barley touched your breakfast. Are you feeling okay?
Luke: Yes mom I am Feeling fine.
Claire: All right sweetie is something on your mind?
Luke: No mom I am going to be late
Luke leaves the house and walks down the sidewalk to school
INTERVIEW STARTS
Claire: We have been noticing something about Luke.
Phil:Yeah somethings up with him Lately hes been faking sick almost every day.
Claire:we think something could be going on at school.
Phil:So we got a scout on the job.
Switches back to Normal
Manny:Okay I'm ready
Starting credits Begin
Manny: (Thinking) Okay so I'm following Luke and whats this, who this boy walking up to him?
Luke: Oh Hey Ethan.. (with a sense of fear in his voice)
Ethan: Shut up Dunphy And start crying!
Ethan gives Luke a wedgie and stuffs him in the trash and runs away
Scene Changes to the Pritchett-Delgado House after school
Manny on the phone with Claire
Manny: so yeah he just stuffed him in the trash and ran away.
Claire:WHAT!
Manny: And their is more I talked to Luke a couple minutes later he said its been going on for weeks.
Claire:Okay I'm going to talk to Phil about this
INTERVIEW BEGINS
Manny:I forgot to mention one important detail i have been wanting to be this boys friend i think he has respect for me and i dont want to ruin it I may have said 1 thing about luke but i swear it slipped out!
Claire:LUKE HONEY CAN WE TALK
Luke:I guess
INTERVIEW BEGINS
Claire:I feel horrible about luke. I wish i did something before i could have asked Manny to help sooner before it got serious. (Breaks out in tears) I just want my baby to be back to normal
Claire:So the school called me about some bully is that true?
Luke:No i dont know what you are talking about.
Claire Luke be honest.
Luke:Well some kid at school (pause) well i accidently spilled milk on hin and then...(long pause) Well... Hes kinda been beating me up.
Claire:Oh this is serious that your being bullied.
Phil walks into the room
Phil:Woooaaahhh whos being bullied?
Claire: Luke is
Phil:this is serious luke. Claire honey can i talk to him in private?
Claire: sure thing (leaves the room)
Phil: alright so do you want to toilet paper him or egg him?
Luke:lets egg him
Phil: alright then meet me in the car
Phil and luke drive up to the boys house
Luke:here we are this is his house
Phil:alright now lets do this
they start throwing some eggs at the house when the front door opens
Manny:hey whats all this Commotion going on out here?!
Luke:Manny!?
Manny:Wait luke i can explain...
Luke bursts out in tears and runs inside his fathers car
Luke:DRIVE
phil:But you did barley anything
Luke:JUST GO
Phil drove back home and luke runs straight to his room and locks the door
The next morning while manny is drinking his coffee he is asking gloria how he can make up to Luke
Gloria:You must write him an apology my great grandmother could not get my great grandfather to apoligize so she let herself Die and haunted him
Jay:Aw Geez your acting like little girls just walk up to this Ethan And stand up to him
Manny:Alright jay i think i will take your advice
Later at school
Ethan: Hey dunphy little sissy i saw you crying last night
Luke:Leave me alone Ethan
Ethan: ooh"Leave me alone ethan" Im so scared...
Luke:and i wasnt crying
Ethan: Lets beat him up
they then start hitting him
Manny:HEY LEAVE HIM ALONE
Ethan:Delgado? The cafeterias That way..
Manny: Come on stop being such a jerk nobody likes you.
Ethan:Ohh nobody likes me? Booh frickin hoo
Manny:I wanred you (then hits ethan)
Ethan:alright fatass ill leave you alone and luke (then runs away like a sissy)
Luke:thanks man
Manny:No problem
"Later that night
Jays doorbell rings during a family dinner where luke was telling everybody about manny
Jay opens door
Jay:Yeah
Mr James: yeah i heard your kid likes to hit my kid
Gloria (runs up to the door) your kid hurt my Step Daughters Son i dont want to hear it
Mr james:are you sure its safe for him to be away from his Oxygen tank
gloria then backhands him and gives him a nasty bruise where her wedding ring hit
Gloria:you rude to me i get mad you mess with my family i mess you up
mr james then tries to grab gloria
jay then punches mr james so hard he fell to the ground then after that the dunphys came and checked also
Jay:Thats no way to treat a lady
Claire:Yeah why dont you see what happened to the last person who messed with sombody my dad loved
Phil:yeah hes gonna bring out the the uhh... well the...(pause) oh wait the (Long pause) yeah hes gonna bring out the superjay on you
evereybody gives phil a weird look
Phil:uhh nevermind
Jay:Some people dont belive in violence i am one of those people But this guys just annoying
THE END