"Mama Mia!" said Mario, entering the warmth and comfort of his favorite little Italian restaurant. At least, until it occurred to him that something wasn't quite right.
"Oh no!" said Mario, noticing a vase with a tulip had fallen over at his favorite table, so he took the delicate little bud into his hands and said a prayer for it. Then he tossed it on the floor and stomped on it.
"Spaghetti! Ravioli! Birra Peroni Industriale and a cheesy garlic bread! And napkins!"
Luigi, dressed like a waiter, turned toward Mario, but this was no ordinary glare. His eyes were RED and dripping with HYPERREALISTIC BLUD! His sprite was also a dull, green pallet, suggesting strongly that he was DED. o no...
"Weegee!" said Mario, unfazed by the bizarre figure. Sometimes Luigi suffered insomnia, and lady trouble. "Get me my dinner, Weegee."
"In life, we were brothers," said Luigi, pulling out a chain saw. "This is YOUR fault. I HATE YOU. I died of being Player 2 and I want REVENGE!1!111!(one)!111!" He revved his chain saw, and it gave a mighty tear. Deaduigi sawed a dinnin room table in half to show he meaned business.
"He he!" said Mario, smashing a conveniently placed question mark cube and finding a fire flower. "I got it!" He ate the flower, transformed into fucker Mario, dropped trow, aimed his anus at Deaduigi, and let 'er rip.
"Bbbfffffyfyyyfttttttftfttttttttt!" said Mario's ass, mighty flames bursting from its caverns. Deaduigi struck the beam of flame with his Texas chain saw, trying to deflect the blast straight back up into Mario's sphincter hole.
"AHHHHHHH!" said Deaduigi.
"BBBBBFFFFFFFFFF!" said Firehole.
"Spongebob," said Spongebob.
"YOU WON'T DEFEAT ME! I'M THE MOST POWERFUL WARRIOR IN THE UNIVERSE!" said Deaduigi.
"Yeah?" said SOnicexe. "Well I AM GOD!" and he Kefka laughed everyone to death.
Or he tried to, but Deaduigi and the Mario attached to Firehole joined forces and Firefart Chainsaw'd that fucking dong ass old meme's head clean off. It was still Kefka laughing even after Mario and Deaduigi were done bowling with it.
"Why did I ever doubt you, Weegee?" said Mario. Then a turtle touched him and he turned into a midget.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" said Deaduigi. "THE POWER IS MINE!"
He crushed Mario with his boot, and now Mario am becomed dead, and a creepyspaghettiravioli was inevitable.
Ah Mama Mia!
The End