Announcer: Welcome species from Earth and Wisconsin!
G4: HAHA! I KNEW IT! I knew people from Wisconsin were alien hybrid, but you people didn't believe me! Not even Dave!
CHGN: … Since when did you say that? Who the hell is Dave? And when did we get an announcer?
G4: Y'know… Dave. The accountant. The guy who writes liability wavers. And I hired Xavier last week.
CHGN: What the hell does liability mean? And how do YOU know that kind of word.
G4: Mom and Dad.
CHGN: -.-" Ok since when did we have an accountant?
G4: Since Luke melted. Now no more pitiful questions from you, Peasant!
CHGN: … Can you at least…
G4: (cuts off) I SAID NO MORE QUESTIONS!
CHGN: …
G4: Out guest tonight is sort of a man, who has been under the alias "Big and Scurry." And someone whose name reminds me of Italy, KISAME!
(Kisame comes in)
CHGN: How'd you get him away from Itachi?
G4: Oh, I played the music from Jaws and Itachi ran away screaming.
CHGN: … I didn't know that Itachi could scream.
G4: SHUT UP WOWAN! So Kisame, why does your name remind me of Italy?
Kisame: How the hell should I know? It's your mind!
G4: Because it's your name! And if Mario went up to Peach, he'd say your name, "kiss-a-me!"
CHGN: That's not a useful question… So Kisame, did Sharkskin give you your fish-like features?
Kisame: Yeah. All the seven swords do.
CHGN: Ha, knew it.
G4: Enough of this talking and questioning!!! What do you think this is, a freakin' talk show?!?!?!
CHGN: This IS a talk show.
G4: Not tonight! Haven't you notice the glass barrier around the audience today?
CHGN: … (looks) Now I have.
G4: Everyone in the world, except you, Kisame, and our former pet fish, knew what was going to happen today.
CHGN: What do you mean that Sesshomaru is our former fish?
G4: Why would I tell you when I could simply show you? (Presses All Magical Pudding Button of DOOM)
(Trap door opens under Kisame and he falls into the Pudding Tank with Sesshomaru)
G4: Tonight, Talk Show of Pudding will host its first annual Death match!
CHGN: Wait, this thing's going to happen more than once?!
G4: Yeah, didn't get the memo?
CHGN: What memo?
G4: The one you ate.
CHGN: What?!
G4: I wrote it in frosting on your Toaster Strudels this morning.
CHGN: That explains why I didn't get it. I didn't have my glasses or contacts this morning. And it's a little hard to read tiny letters in frosting.
G4: SHUT UP and LET THE DEATHMATCH BEGIN!
Sesshomaru: This is stupid.
(Kisame basically pwns Sesshomaru and eats him.)
CHGN: I suggest you sleep with the lights on.
G4: Why?
CHGN: The fangirls you just pissed off.
G4: What fangirls? I have my room armed.
CHGN: With what?
G4: Pudding lasers.
CHGN: …
G4: And Kisame, are you ready for your fantastic reward?
CHGN and Kisame: Wha?
G4: You are now………………………………………………………..(building suspense)………………………………………………………………………….. OUR NEW PET FISH!
CHGN: Great, now we have a S-ranked ninja shark in our studio.
G4: Yep! (smile)
Kisame: (shrugs) at least I get to hurt people.
CHGN: Well I guess the show's over, again because of G4's pudding, since our guest is now our pet fish.
G4: I shall give you two statements about our next guest. Number one: red. And number two: spiky.
CHGN: Those aren't statements.
G4: Fine clues then!
CHGN: Now who do we know that's red and spiky?
G4: NOW GET YOUR ASSES AND GO OUT AND FIND OTHER PEOPLE!!! YOUR LIFE IS WORTHLESS WITH OTHER PEOPLE!!! Thanks for watching and see you next time!