EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
ASH KETCHUM
VS
CLIFFORD
BEGIN
[ASH]
HI MY NAME IS ASH AND I'M HERE TO RAP AGAINST YOU
WHEN PIKACHU USE THUNDERBOLT HE WILL ELECTROCUTE YOU
YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A RED PUP WHO ALWAYS FOOL AROUND
I'VE BEEN THROUGH MANY PLACES FROM TOWN TO TOWN
YOU THINK YOU GOT BIG IDEAS, HA IT A LIE
WHEN EMILY LEFT YOU IT LIKE COMMITTING SUICIDE
THE RATING IN YOUR SHOW IS WAY TOO LOW
MY ANIME IS POPULAR I JUST GO TO THE FLOW
[CLIFFORD]
HEY ASH MY NAME IS CLIFFORD THE TINY RED PUP
EVERY FANS IN YOUR SHOW KNOW THAT YOU SUCK
I CAN TEACH EDUCATION THROUGHOUT THE SERIES
ALL YOU DO IS CAUSE VIOLENCE WHILE GYM BATTLING
WHEN YOU SLEPT SO LATE YOU DIDN'T GET THE STARTER POKEMON
YOU ONLY GOT PIKACHU YOU BOTH COULDN'T BOND
DESTROYING ALL THE CHICK BIKES AND ELECTROCUTING THEM
THE SAME THING WITH MISTY, MAY, DAWN, BONNIE, AND IRIS
[ASH]
HEY DON'T TALK BACK, DON'T TRY TO INSULT ME
YOU ARE JUST LIKE HITLER, STALIN, AND MUSSOLINI
YOUR SISTER IS A SINNER BECAUSE SHE SLEEP A LOT
FLO AND ZO ARE HYPER I WISH THEY WERE CAUGHT
YOUR FRIENDS WITH NORVILLE WELL HE IS A NERD
HE MAKES UP MANY STORY THAT ARE NOT REALIER
YOU CAN'T TORMENT ME I WENT THROUGHOUT THE WORLD
TO THE KANTO, JOHTO, HOENN, SINNOH, UNOVA, AND KALOS
[CLIFFORD]
OH YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SPECIAL WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND SERENA
SHE IS SO WEAK AND HELPLESS YOU DIDN'T KNOW SHE LOVE YA
YOU BETRAY HER WITH MIETTE AT THE DANCE RECITAL
YOU'RE THE WORST BOYFRIEND EVER YOU'LL BE CRYING FOR A WHILE
IF YOU THINK WINNING BADGES WILL MAKE YOU TO THE LEAGUE
YOU COULDN'T EVEN MAKE PIKACHU EVOLVING
MY FRIENDS WORK TOGETHER YOU ALWAYS FIGHT
HOW MANY AFRICAN DID YOU TRAVEL IN SIGHT
[ASH]
OH DON'T BE RACIST, DON'T START WITH THAT PLEASE
THE ONLY GIRL YOU FLIRT IS THAT FEMALE CHERI
EVERY FANS LOVES ME THEY EVEN WRITE THEIR OWN STORIES
ALL YOU DO IS PLAY WITH THAT SOCKSPIDER THAT'S DIRTY
YOU ARE EVEN TINY EVEN MORE THAN TERMITE
I'LL STOMP YOU AND KILL YOU AND I'LL EAT YOU TONIGHT
IF YOU WERE A POKEMON I'LL SEND YOU DOWN THE RIVER
IN PBS KIDS YOU ARE SUCH A LOSER
[CLIFFORD]
IS THAT SUPPOSE TO INSULT ME AND MAKE ME CRY
EVERYONE DOESN'T LIKE YOU GO COMMIT SUICIDE
TEAM ROCKET DESERVE TO CAPTURE YOUR PIKACHU
IN SOME OF THE GYM BATTLE YOU ALWAYS LOSE
YOU ARE SUCH A RIP OFF FROM THAT SHOW DIGIMON
I'LL LIKE YOU BETTER WHEN THE SHIP YOU'RE IN WAS SUNK
LOOK OUT ASHY BOY MY OWNER IS BETTER
YOU ARE NOTHING BUT STUBBORN LITTLE PUNY LITTLE TRAINER
[ASH]
OKAY KEEP ON NAME CALLING THIS BATTLE WILL BE DONE
YOU THINK THE WORLD AROUND YOU IS JUST PLAYING FUN
YOU ARE SUCH A MUTT DON'T MAKE ME AMUSE
I THINK JORGE IS A BETTER COOL PUPPY THAN YOU
[CLIFFORD]
LET ME WRAP THIS ONE UP WHILE I SAY THE LAST LINE
YOU THINK THE BATTLE YOU FOUGHT WAS GONNA BE FINE
WELL COUNT ME OUT I WILL SEE YOU IN THE DEATH ZONE
I'LL KISS YOU GOODBYE AND EAT ALL YOUR SKELETON BONE
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE