Dog Eats Chipotle, by Dickfart
Dog and Cat went together to the Chipotle Bar and Grill to get some dinner and this is what happened.
"Duh, I just want to drink the sauce," said Dog.
"And I'll just have a glass of water," said Cat. "And the fist tacos. With extra fish."
"Fuck you," said Rancid the Rabbit, pushing the waiter out of the way. "You want sauce, you can have sauce!"
He climbed upon a rocket-sized vat of extra hot Chipotle while Dog deep-throated a giant funnel by choice. Rancid sprayed the vat of sauce into the funnel, where Dog swallowed it and felt the burning goodness float into his and Cat's shared intestines.
"No Dog! Please! I have heartburn. Oh god, I'm gonna throw up..."
And cat did throw up, but not in the usual way, for you see, Cat was Dog's ass, and Dog had turbo diarrhea now, spraying spicy chunks all over the restaurant and causing mass panic and screaming. The taste. Oh, the taste was vile and it burned Cat's tongue. He was used to Dog's normal poops, but today he was choking and vomiting so much. His esophagus dissolved away under Chipotle's fiery thunder, and the bacteria from the fecal spray entered his bloodstream. Then sepsis set in, and he died.
"Hey," said Dog, funnel out of his mouth with tears in his eye. "I didn't taste any of that. No fair!"
The End