Hopefully this story works; wish me luck! This takes place during the current seasons of House M.D. and iCarly.

iMeet a Non-Embarrassing Benson

Chapter 1

RRRRRIIIIIING! The school bell at Ridgeway High rang for the last time of the day, and friends Carly, Sam, and Freddie, went off to the Groovy Smoothie to talk about ideas for the next iCarly segment.

"Okay." Freddie said, waking up his Pear-Pad, " Let's start the list! So, I was thinking about different options yesterday. What if we…"

Freddie was about to finish his sentence, when Sam interrupted him by finishing for him.

"Shut your face?" Sam finished with a smirk, as she took a big slurp of her Mango Bliss.

" I wish that I could tell you what a fail your idea is, but I don't think that a comedy-lacking dork-wad like you would get it," the blond said condescendingly with pride.

"Um, I didn't even say my idea!" said Freddie, extremely annoyed.

"That's kind of the point!" said Sam. "Your ideas are predictably bad, Fredweird!"

Freddie kept a surprised and offended face while Sam laughed robustly, and Carly skimmed through the notes on Freddie's Pear-Pod.

Just then, a doctor walked into the shop with a solemn expression. He had a letter in his hand.

"Y'all want a calzone?" T-Bo asked the gang, completely ignoring the doctor that drew everyone's attention, and holding a stick lined with calzones of different flavors.

The gang ignored T-Bo because the doctor was about to speak.

"I'm looking for a Freddie Benson." Said the doctor.

"That's me," said Freddie.

Sam and Carly watched silently with curiosity, along with the whole room, as the doctor led Freddie out of the shop for a private talk.

So that's the start. Hope you like it! I will keep posting.