It Burns When I Pingas, by Dickfart
Sanic had no idea where he was, or what any of this is.
So he broke down and cried, never to fast or gotta go ever again.
Amy stood there and poked him with a stick. Eventually his head fell off, and a spray of maggots covered the entire surface of Mobius.
And Shadow STILL couldn't find that DAMN fourth chaos emerald, even with everybody dead. What a fucking loser.
The End