There once was a fellow named Basta
Who liked to eat mint flavored Pasta
He flirts with the maid
But never gets laid
He'd have better luck with a Hosta....
I wrote this while waiting for my dinner to come at friendlies after seeing Inkheart with my second family. They only hear the first three lines thought... lol ...I konw, its stupid, but it was ment to be fulled with stupidity and just for fun.