One day, Mike was browsing through open jobs. He noticed a job called "Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria". "Fucking yea!" Mike said "I love pizza!". "MICHAEL, SHUT UP YELLIN ' UP DER!". Mike's dad said. "Fuck!" Mike said.
1 2:00. AM, the day of the job
Mike opens his door, releasing all of the weed and cannabis smoke from the room."I need to shave and put my uniform on." Mike said.
At work
On stage stood a brown bear, a duck, and a magenta bunny. "Ok everything seems to be in place. But I Only get paid like £120 a week for looking at fucking bears staring at the freaking camera for 7 hours, what shit is this?!" Mike ranted
3:00 AM
Mike is smoking pot in the office. "I'm fucking stoned as a friggin rock...what does this button do?" Mike stutters. He clicks the button and sees "drum roll" the bunny! "HOLY FUCKING GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING FUCKER' RIGHT IN THE PUSSY SHIT!?" Mike says as he slaps the door button down faster than lightning. Mike lies on the floor and breathes heavily for a minute. "Oh shit the cameras." Mike says as he looks at the laptop. "Alright the rabbit is gone and I think he's at the door right now." Mike says.
5:54 AM
6 percent power, Mike has both doors shut, he's smoking more weed, Bonnie is in the dining area, chica is in the window, and foxy is about to make a run. "Ahh..." Mike says as he was about to kick back his feet, he hears something running to the room. He looks at the camera and sees a black fox with glowing eyes, mouth wide open, running down the hall. "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!" Mike shouts. Foxy consumes the rest of Mike's power.
Power out
Mike lights a match and lies it in his empty beer bottle. "There's some light!" Mike says a bit more comfortably. RIGHT after he says that she sees some glowing eyes and teeth appear above the beer bottle. After a while the glowing face features blow out the candle. "? ﾟﾘﾭ? ﾟﾘﾫ? ﾟﾙﾏ" Mike expresses his feelings. "RAAAAAA" the brown bear screams as as he rips Mike's head off and replaces it with a Freddy Fazbear's mask.
The end.