Cursed 1
Me back with stupid story! And I mean really stupid.
Summary: Zhao Yun had been accidentally cursed by Zuo Ci, who wanted to curse Cao Cao at Chang Ban. How will our favorite hero survive with his new body? And why is Ma Chao staring at Yun's ass all the time since he met "him" ?
Rating : T... Maybe... Dunno may go higher
"..." = saying
'...' = in heart saying/ thought
(...) = real action
"You have cause to much damage, and have pursuit an innocent man just for your ambition to come true... And here I thought you are going to be the hero, but I guess was wrong. Now, you must be punished" said Zuo Ci, "Hmph... And how are you going to do that?" asked Cao Cao who was on a horse, "By using a permanent curse on you, of course" he said then began to chant, " Cóng shàngmiàn de shén, tāmen jǐyǔ wǒ zhège shénmì de lìliàng. Ér xiànzài...Gěi wǒ jiāng chíxù yīgè yǒnghéng de zǔzhòu, yīgè fánrén de lìliàng lái chéngzhì zhège shǎguā!", then one of his cards began to glow purple and shoot at Cao Cao, he managed to avoid it by sidestepping, "Is that it? Pathetic" he said, but Zuo Ci didn't look affected instead he said, "I don't think so... Look behind you" he looked behind and saw the card was shooting at him again, "What!?" he said, "That card will move until it hit someone, and that someone is you in this case... Toddles" He disappeared using his card while leaving a few ice shards floating in the air, Cao Cao then began to run where ever the horse takes him. The camp, the weapons base, the garrison, supply base, and laundry but has gotten something on his head, "Gah! I can't see!" he then took off and saw it was an underwear, "Ew, that's disgusting!" he threw the underwear while thinking, 'I need I nice long bath...' and looked behind to find the card still chasing him
'I have to get it hit someone else! Think... think..." while he was thinking, he founded himself on the frontlines, he saw Xiahou Dun raced to him on his horse, "My Lord! Why are you doing here!?" he asked, "I'll explain it later! I need to get that thing off me!" he said pointing at the card. Then he saw Zhao Yun in his horse with a baby coming right at them, 'Oh! Good timing, maybe I can use him as the 'someone'! Hehehe... I am one smart lord' he smirked while thinking, "Xiahou Dun, leave. I'll take care of him myself" he said. Xiahou Dun knew to not disobey his lord, hesitantly he withdrew, 'Why is Cao Cao here? But maybe, if I kill him then he won't be able to pursue Lord Liu Bei anymore. But on the other hand, my Lord is waiting for me to return... Fine then, retreat it is' he thought, but suddenly Cao Cao was right in front of him. Zhao Yun was going to avoid him until Cao Cao himself moved to reveal a purple card shooting at him. The card was placed was his chest and began to sink inside him, "HAH! TAKE THAT YOU OVER AGED GEEZER!" yelled Cao Cao to the heavens causing everyone to look at him, "Oh... Just ignored me and continue with whatever you were doing. At least I'm a freeman now" he said, 'What was that?' he thought but left the thought for later as he fought thousands of Cao Cao's men.
-:-:-:-: Killed 3.264 men later:-:-:-:-
"I can't believe I got out of that hell unscratched..." he said looking at himself. He then began to race of the bridge and saw Zhang Fei standing there, "Lord Zhang Fei!" he said as he stopped his horse and got of it, "Oh!? Zhao Yun! You're here, and carrying a baby..." his voice dropped as he saw the baby, "It's Lord Liu Bei's actually. I found him on the arms of Lady Mi and she killed herself by falling down a well" he explained, "Oh... Ok, then. Brother is just across the bri-" he was cut off by a soldier, "My Lords! Lord Liu Bei is on the ship! His lordship has requested for you to withdraw" he said, "That's great news! Now all you need to do is to get me a horse!" said Zhang Fei, the soldier than said, "We already did" then revealing a brown horse, "Thanks, now to brother!"
-:-:-:-: A few miles later:-:-:-:-
Liu Bei dropped his son, but Zhao Yun caught him in time, "Ah! Forgive me... I was to shocked to find him and you here, unscathed. But at least you two are alright..." he paused to see his hair, "Zhao Yun, did your hair just grew longer?" he asked. Zhao Yun seemed curious about this and took off his hair band and let his hair down, and he was right. His hair was supposed to be on hip level, but now it was in ground level, "Huh? That's odd... I could've swore it's much more shorter than this..." he said, stroking his hair, 'Maybe it's because of that weird card...' he thought, then Zuo Ci appeared, "I can explain that" he said, "Then your explanation is..." , "I accidentally put a permanent curse on you, but it was meant for Cao Cao" then silence for at least 2 minutes until Zhao Yun fainted, "Huh!? Zhao Yun, wake up! Men! Help me carry him to bed!" said Liu Bei, then 4 men assisted him and carried him to bed.
TBC
Im a major Zhao Yun fan. I even prayed to him like god, so I feel a bit guilty writing this but... Oh well, might as well get smacked by him again like before.
P.S. I love ChaoxYun so I can't help it :p