Something completely different.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. I do own Ryushi Kansen Nobi.

Well, this is just a snippet of a story that might never get worked on. No plot, no action, little substance...so it should appeal to all you fast food junkies out there. BI-DAH!

Idea 1: A Jinchuuriki of sorts.

"Nyahahahaha!!!! You slowpokes can't catch me!!!"

An orange blur sped through the streets, up the walls, and across the rooftops of Konoha, chased by several black blurs and dark green blurs.

"Dammit, gaki, you get back here right now!"

"You're supposed to be in class!"

To the local townsfolk, this was an everyday occurrence. However, to one particular figure, a man dressed in a blinding white suit with a white fedora and sunglasses, this was something of interest. "Hmm…" Immediately, he disappeared from view in a whirl of dust.

Uzumaki Naruto was having a grand old time with the latest ANBU squad and the chuunins that discovered his little 'gift', leading them on a wild romp through the city and its skyline. In his haste to gain the greatest amount of training possible from this bit of exercise, he didn't notice the slight shifting of wind in front of him and was summarily surprised to be grabbed by the back of his trademark orange jacket. "Hey! Put me down!"

The ANBU squad and chuunin chasing Naruto arrived a second later, struggling not to give in to their desire to start panting heavily. 'Damn that Kyuubi brat for having so much energy!'

The man in white, having caught the object of his interest, now lifted him up for closer inspection. Naruto, not really a fan of hanging by his jacket, struggled to get out of his iron grip. "Let me go!"

Having caught their breath, the chuunins and ANBU straightened up. "Thank you for catching this pest." ANBU #1 said.

"Yes, now we can get him back where he belongs." Said chuunin #2

Chuunin #1 was staring inquisitively at the man who caught their current problem. "Which clan are you from? I haven't seen you around here before."

The man in white simply nodded, smiled, and disappeared in a puff of smoke with Naruto.

"WHAT THE HELL?!?!" ANBU #2 yelled in surprise.

"He didn't even mold any chakra…"

"Spread out! He can't have gone far."

Meanwhile, in the man's hotel room…

Naruto was dumped unceremoniously on a large, comfy, white-adorned bed. Hell, the entire room was so white, it could probably give heaven a run for its money. Naruto, of course, ignored all this and focused on the main cause of his current state: the man in white. "Who the hell are you?! And where the hell am I?!"

The man in white didn't answer and instead took off his fedora and sunglasses, revealing dark grey hair the color of ash and the strangest eyes Naruto has ever seen. Instead of whites, the man had blacks and a white pupil. The only thing relatively normal about his eyes were the color of his iris's, which were the same color gray as his hair. "Hello, Kyuubi. It's been a long time."

Naruto glared at the man. "Who are you?! And how do you know Kyuubi?"

"Wait, gaki. I know this man."

"Kyuubi? What do you mean?"

The man chuckled wryly. "He means we've met before. Back before he was sealed into you."

Naruto stared at the man in disbelief. "And he didn't try to kill you?"

"Well…Actually, he/I did try to kill him/me." The demon fox and the stranger said in sync.

Naruto blinked. "Okay…so why aren't you dead?"

Kyuubi sighed in Naruto's mind. "I can answer that one..."

Naruto waited for Kyuubi to continue for a few moments before tapping his foot impatiently. "Well?!"

Kyuubi winced. "Right…It's just…well…it's kind of embarrassing…"

Naruto snorted derisively. "So? It can't be as bad as some of the things I've seen."

The stranger spoke up. "Since Kyuubi doesn't want to tell you, I will. He attacked me and I fought him to a draw."

Naruto blinked once. Then twice. Then he burst out laughing. "BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's what you found so embarrassing?!?! That's hilarious!"

Kyuubi growled. "Shut up, gaki. I was just off my game."

The stranger's eyebrow rose in amusement. "You were so off your game you couldn't kill me after a surprise attack? I find that hard to believe."

Naruto blinked again. "Waaaaiiiit a minute…You can hear the Kyuubi?!"

The stranger cocked his head in confusion. "Yes. And what of it to you?"

Naruto shrugged. "Eh. Not much really. Some sort of bloodline?"

"Kinda. It's hard to explain. I think it has something to do with my own demon."

This information took a moment to filter through Naruto's dense mind. As the bits and bytes filtered through the various filters and firewalls of Naruto 2000, something touched upon an until then hidden file and the Trojan virus went into action. Immediate meltdown and blue screen of death. Reboot. "I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention. Could you repeat that?" Should have got an iNaruto. The stranger sweatdropped.

"Okay…My name is Ryushi Kansen Nobi and I also am a Jinchuuriki...of sorts. Hachibi no Ryu, at your service."

Naruto did a double take. "You…are like me?"

Nobi scratched the back of his head nervously. "Not quite. You see, I don't actually have Hachibi sealed inside me. I found him when he was nearing death, having been pursued by an army of lesser demons. I offered to heal him, but he refused, believing his time had come. Wanting to do something for the noble demon, I offered to simply sit and share his last moments. He agreed and we sat in silence throughout the night. Before his final moments, he transfered his title to me. So, in name at least, I am a Demon Lord."

The End

Heh. I think I'll load this one as a story idea if anyone wants to give it a shot.

Ja ne!