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Beta: Anarore (thanks)

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Matsumoto Rangiku

Hitsugaya Toushiro

SMS Session – the first one

by YuryJulian

Taichou??? Are you still sleeping?

Taichouuu? You're sleeping, aren't you?

Not any more! What do you want?

I can't sleep, Taichou. What are you doing right now?

I'm trying to sleep, stop bothering me or I will turn off the cell phone.

You can't, you have to stay in contact in case Soul Society has an emergency.

Exactly, now stop bothering me with senseless messages, I'm trying to get some sleep.

But I can't sleep, Taichou!

Not my problem! Good night!

Taichou, Taichou, Taichou, Taichou, Taichou, Taichou, Taichou, Taichou, Taichou, Taichou, Taichou, Taichou, Taichou, Taichou, Taichou, Taichou, Taichou, Taichou

Why is it only possible to send 160 characters per message? What do you do when you send your reports via cell phone?

Taichou?

I can send some more of these Taichou messages. Or wait, I'm coming to you.

STAY WHERE YOU ARE!

Aah, you're writing again. :) But you haven't told me if your cell phone can send more than 160 characters.

MATSUMOTO! Won't you calm down again today? We BOTH have to get up early!

I know, I know, but I can't sleep at all.

Drink some hot milk with honey!

Aaaahhh, Taichou, where do you get such tips?

Ttaaaiiiccchhooouuu? Look what funny characters I can send: ♪ These cell phones are funny things.

Why can't you let me just sleep?

I'm not doing anything. Taichou?

What is it? How long will you go on? I can't keep my eyes open because of my tiredness, can't you stop waking me up again and again?

Are you angry?

You can count on it! If you aren't quiet soon, then tomorrow there will be mountains of work waiting for you. I myself will make sure that you won't sleep again for the next months!

Okay, good night, Taichou! ♥

You are my favorite taichou, you know?

M-A-T-S-U-M-O-T-O!!!!

Hihi, do you know what's funny? ☺I didn't hear you yelling only via SMS , I also heard you in real.

Because I was yelling out loud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, than you are not as tired as you say. Aren't your neighbours angry at you?

They were here to complain and I think one of my windows got broken by a flying slipper.

There you have it, Taichou! I have told you countless times before you have to keep your temperament under control.

Who is the one that makes me like that?

Ah, Taichou tries to make evil faces with the characters. )

Be quiet now, Matsumoto, or I will confiscate your cell phone tomorrow!

Are you allowed to?

No, but I will be allowed to after showing Yamamoto Taichou all your messages.

Then ask him if he knows a good method of how you can fall a sleep quickly, too. I'm still wide awake and the moon is shining into my face.

Let it shine and close your eyes. I want to have my peace, now!

That's not possible, it's too bright in my room!

Close your curtains!

I have none!

YOUR PROBLEM!!!!!

Taichou? Are you angry again? Don't yell too loud again.

I YELL WHENEVER I WANT!

;) Did someone throw his slippers through your window again?

NO!

Good, than your aren't that loud again. Don't you want to participate in relacation exercises. That's comforting.

MATSUMOTO!!!!

Yeaaaahhhaaa???? ♪♫♪

Sleep now!

But Taichou, I said, I can't.

I CAN 'T EITHER AND IF YOU WON'T STOP KEEPING ME FROM SLEEPING I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND TAKE THE CELL PHONE FROM YOU!!!!!!!

You really would come?

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, great, then I will make a midnight snack for us. See you soon, Taichou! ♥

THE END

written: 13.8.06

translated: 11/21/06