Author's Note: Well, this is my own version of Hana Kimi, and I really hope you enjoy it. This is the first story that I have ever written and actually dedicated myself to.
Disclaimer: I do not own Hana Kimi…I am way too young to, by the way, I seriously suggest watching the Taiwanese and Japanese versions! They are great!!! Taiwanesehilarious and half-HOT, Japanesesad, mellow, so HOTTTT!!!
Notice: Tell me if the story is good, and if you think its too plagiarized.
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Mike or Miki:Chapter 1
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"Now remember, you have to act manly, look fierce, and…Oh, GODANGIT! Why are you doing this just to get into one crappy school? You could just go to Breogy High with everyone else! Miki, why are you so freakin' stubborn?" Julia asks with this pissed look on her face.
"I'm not being stubborn, I'm just being…determined, irrational maybe, but, come on! It's the best athletic school in the world! Not only that, you'll be there to make sure I'm not eaten by the jocks!" I counter.
"That doesn't mean that you have to do this! You're so talented that you could just apply next year and get in!" Julia wails.
"Thanks, but Jules, you know the problem! I'm so not gonna give up my spot just 'cuz of one little issue!" I negotiate. Julia becomes silent. I start going over all of the materials that I will need to survive this new and complicated year. Wrap, boxers, boy wig, uniform, and, oh yeah, my manitude.
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"Hurry up, Miki!" Julia prompts.
"I told you to start calling me Mike! No one's gonna care if you start callin' me Mike, 'cuz we're from the US anyhow!" I yell.
"WHATEVER! Hurry up, Mike! Mike, Miki; big diff!" Julia shouts back.
It start in my toes, then I crinkle my nose, wherever it goes I always know…
"Ugh, it's my mom calling, I wonder what it is now." Julia groans. "Yeah, mom? What is it? It's almost time for us to leave, so make it short." Suddenly, Julia's tanned complexion visibly pales.
"What's wrong, Jules? Did something happen?" I ask, concerned.
Julia hangs up. She turns towards Miki slowly and says, "My mom cancelled my spot in EK. She just suddenly changed her mind about me going there."
"I can't believe her!" Julia cries.
"Wait, so you're telling me that I'm doing this on my own?" I ask scared now. I start imagining the year, and stop paying attention to Julia's droning.
What if I fall and my wrap unravels? What if a guy just spontaneously starts swinging his arm around and wacks me in my crotch and doesn't feel my 'warrior of love'? Holy crap, what if the jocks beat me up and I have to have surgery and the doctors realize that I'm a girl? What if I stumble and my wig flies off?
Damn it, I'll probably die of worry before the people realize that I'm a girl. What if—
"….and my mom said that you're too much of a troublemaker and that I am 'forbidden to converse with you'." Julia says, saddened and ashamed on her mother's part. "She also said that you're a slut, and that there is no way for you to look so pretty naturally, so you must have had surgery." Julia recites, now sheepish.
"Hahaha, that's hilarious. No offense, Julia. By the way, when you see your mother again, thank her for that pretty compliment." I snort.
I shouldn't make Julia feel any guiltier than she already is. I'll just act cool and collected. I can freak in the airplane bathroom. I bet that there'll be so much turbulence, that no one will hear my continuous wailing.
"Thanks, Miki. You're so understanding. But fortunately, I'll be going to Mikram All Girl's School. Its right next door to EK, so we can still see each other during weekends!" Julia says, triumphant.
"YES!" I scream.
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It's so comfortable in first class. I haven't even been to EK yet, and I already love it. I mean, seriously, what school actually buys their students first class tickets for free, without us having to pay for it?
Text message: From Miki to Julia
This school rox! I can't believe I got 1stclass tickets 4 free all the way to china. I mean, this school is seriously loaded!
-miki
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Text message: From Julia to Miki
U r so lucky! I'm sittin in a crappy seat, this phat lady is drooling all over me, and this really creepy guy in a trenchcoat keeps starin at my legs! Damn! I knew I shouldn't have worn this miniskirt!
-jules
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Text message: From Miki to Julia
R u kiddin me? Ur skewl sux! But I am also in some pretty deep shit right now. Get on IM. I'll tell u what happened when u get on.
-miki
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Text message: From Julia to Miki
Sure, I'll get on ASAP, but plz, I beg u, don't brag about being in 1st class!
-jules
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-juliesrulies: so whats up?
-Mikihashots: a total hottie guy just sat down right beside me.
-Juliesrulies: oooooohhhh, how hot?1-10?
-Mikihashots: 9……that hot
-Juliesrulies: holy crap, ask for his number!!!
-Mikihashots: u forget, im a man….a MANLY man!!! DAMMIT, y didn't I go as a girl????!!!:(
-Juliesrulies: if ur not gonna ask, then switch seats w/ me! Ill ask 4 his #!
-Mikihashots: what if hes not ur type?
-Juliesrulies: send pic
-Mikihashots: wait just a sec, gotta drop something and make him pick up….oh crap
-Juliesrulies: WHAT!!!!!?????
-Juliesrulies: …..????
-Juliesrulies: u cant just leave me hanging!!!
-Mikihashots: w.a.s.(wait a sec)
-Juliesrulies: NO I cant wait, wat the hell is goin on?
-Mikihashots: srry, HG saw me texting and lookin at him curiously. Told me that instead of takin peeks, Ishould just take a pic cuz it'd last longer and so I did…wait, sending…also, now he thinks im gay
-Juliesrulies: sweet mamma! HG is gorgeous. I would totally give him 10!!!!!ur standards are way too high.
-Mikihashots: hey, that's my phrase!!! Wait, wat?! My standards? Urs r 2 low! oh, now HG isaskin…..oooohhhh, turbulence, were almost in the noodle-a-gogo world. Ta-ta
-Mikihashots: signed off
-Juliesrulies: r u jokin me???!!! HELLO?? Is anybody home?
-Mikihashots: signed on
-Mikihashots: srry…he's askin where im goin…..sweet mother of jesus, he's goin to EK 2!!!!!…oh well,hessuch a grouch that it downgrades his HOTS to a 8
-Juliesrulies: its not their personality that matters, its what they look and feel like!
-Mikihashots: hah, their pers. does matter, and jules, u r such a slut!
-Juliesrulies: I am not! But u no im right! Ugly ppl never get dates, but dark and twisty and vain andarrogant ppl always do if they've got some hots!
-Mikihashots: yeah, but…damn flight attendant…just a few more secs! Kk, I gotta run, see ya, jules!
-Juliesrulies: bibi, see ya when flight lands!
-Mikihashots: signed off
-Juliesrulies: signed off
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"Everyone, stay in your seats. We'll be landing in Taiwan in approximately half an hour."
Blah-blah-blah…damn flight attendants! As if we didn't know! Jeez! Well, I'll just take a nap, I mean it might be good for my nerves and all, because afterwards, I have to be…manly…I WANT TO BE A WOMAN!!!!! Oh well, I wish I could sleep, but there's too mu…zzzzzzzzzz……
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"Hey, jules, what was it like back in coach? Did you get a cocktail too?" I ask, teasing.
"Oh, shut up. What happened with HG? Did he dash away from your gay ass, or what?" Julia asks, countering with very skilled mocking.
"Oooohhhh, ice queen. He walked away very gallantly…..and quickly…….okay, so he ran!" I say, now agitated.
"Oh, whatever! It's okay…uh, Mike. You'll see him again and can give him a better impression later. Don't worry." Julia says, comforting me.
"Yeah, but I don't really care that much. He's such a….stick-in-the-mud…..God, I have such bad examples. Here, let's take this cab," I nonchalantly reply, "and let's get there fast!" The cab driver drives there rather quickly after a lot of prodding from me and soon we reached EK and the Mikram All Girl's School.
We stepped outside and looked up at the buildings and explored the campuses.
The place is beautiful! I wonder what it will be like here. I hope there aren't going to be that many problems….
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The End
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Me: Good? Bad? Wonderful? Horrible? Insta-puke?(plz no). Anywayz, please comment. Thanks, and happy holidays!