Chapter 1: List, list, list, list, SURPRISE!
Disclaimer: I don't own Rocky Horror or any of its characters. I just own waffles, duct tape, a beadazzler (i just own one, I don't actually,the name is not mine) AND I DEFIANTLY OWN TWO GAY RAINBOW UNICORNS NAMED GLITTER AND GREASE. okay you can read now. :)
1. The Queen of Everything awesome, Frank-N-Furter.
2. My pet gay rainbow unicorns named Glitter and Grease.
3. My dear Eddie. Love him more than waffles… 3
4. My dear Frankie.
5. A brick so I can throw it at the haters faces.
6. Tap shoes… Come on I wouldn't be me without 'em.
7. MY BEADAZZLER! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT I MEAN WHERE ELSE COULD I MAKE MY CLOTHING SHINY?
8. Duct tape…. No reason…. No reason at all…. Just no reason at all….
9. WAFFLES!
10. Magenta, my creepy best friend.
I finished my epic list of things I would die for and handed it to my Magenta. She read it, crumpled it up, then threw it at me.
"Ow!" I squealed. "Now why'd you do that, huh?" She looked at me as if I were stupid.
"Come on waffles, a brick, your beadazzler? The only three things I like is the one that says me and the gay unicorns. So never mind that's two, and why is Frank's name on here twice?"
"Don't judge the epicness of me."
"Oh and why would you need duct tape?" She laughed. I smiled.
"As it says, no reason."
" Just don't duct tape me while I'm sleeping. You know you havn't fed Glitter and Grease since last week." I started freaking out. She smiled. "Don't worry I've been taking care of them." I sighed and threw a pillow at her.
"Can I have that pillow back it's one of my good pillows." I asked a second later. She threw it and it hit my nose. "THANK YOU!" I yelled, smothered in the pillow.
"Don't suffocate." She said.
"I'M WON'T, IT'S, THE PILLOW SMELLS GOOD."
"What does it smell like?"
"I DON'T KNOW. WHATEVER I SMELL LIKE."
" You wanna know what you smell like?" I pulled my head out of the pillow and nodded. "Columbia." I smiled.
"Thank you. I've always wanted to smell like myself." I jumped on my bed, picked up my laptop, and went online. I typed in my username and password for my E-mail and it went to my page. I nearly fell when I saw Eddie's last e-mail to me. "Ohmygods! Magenta, Magenta, Magenta! Guess who is in Denton this very minute, no… Second."
"Us?"
" No, well yes but no Eddie's is in town!"
"I know remember I got you to give me money for plane tickets remember?"
"Oh yeah. I had them in my dresser. Under my panties."
"Very interesting place to hide money for plane tickets."
"It's not that interesting." I explained. Then I heard the door bell ring. Magenta laughed.
"Hey maybe it is your precious Eddie. I mean maybe." She said sarcastically. I gave her the death glare.
"I'm giving you five seconds to run before I throw a brick at you. And then you will live happily ever after with your brother."
" My brother is still alive."
"I know but if you die then your brother would probably kill himself, which I wouldn't want but nobody talks about Eddie unless it's a compliment."
"Okay…. But we should go see who it is."
"Yeah! Can you feed Glitter and Grease?"
"No."
"Fine." We walked down stairs and I heard talking. A male's voice and Riff Raff's voice. This male did sound really, really, really familiar and I had a real, true feeling that I knew who it was. "Hey, Riff Raff who was at the door?" I asked. No answer. "Riff Raff answer me!" I whined. Silence. "Fine I guess I'll annoy you." I started to yell the ABC's in his ear. When I heard the male say, "Is that Columbia I hear ?" I started to freak out. "Are-is that Eddie?" I finally saw him and screamed then fainted.
Magenta's P.O.V.
"Master, she fainted." I said being very obvious. "That's because she saw Eddie. I always thought should would strangle you with her hugs and then stroke your hair. But she fainted. Ha I'm proud of her."
"Why are you proud of her? You're never proud of her." Frank said.
"I'm proud she didn't throw a brick."
"Wait a brick? She usually has duct tape…. Any who, Eddie remember me it's Frank-N-Furter." I watched Frank walk up to him and smiled.
"Creeper." I murmured and held in a laugh.
"I havn't been a creeper since…. Yesterday. But anyway that's something totally different."
"Guys I remember you. You tried to kill me Frank." Eddie said and Columbia jumped up and started totally freaking out.
"Oh My Gods! It is you! Eddie! I missed you! I can't believe you're here, now can I touch your hair?" Columbia exclaimed so fast you could hardly tell what she was saying.
Eddie sighed, " Yes Columbia. You can touch my hair. Come and give me a hug." They hugged for a minute or two. Frank walked up to me. "Magenta go make food. I don't care what it is, just make something. Thank you." I walked to the kitchen and thought about Columbia's list. She can't die without Eddie?