Title: When You're Evil
Summary: Megatron gets caught by Starscream. And so does Sideswipe. Yeah, I really suck at summaries.
Song: When You're Evil by Voltaire
I was listening to this song and the mental images would not leave so I had to do this. And no, I am not on crack... I don't think. Not sure if I'll continue this or not. We'll see.
Megatron sat in his quarters pondering the Decepticons latest defeat. Every time he thought he had those do gooder Autobots where he wanted them they always ended up thwarting his plans at the last possible moment.
Suddenly his scanners picked up a strange radio signal, one of those flesh creature radio stations. As the music began to play Megatrons left foot began to tap, performing a quick scan he found the words and grin formed on the tyrants face.
"When the Devil is too busy, And Death's a bit too much, They call on me by name you see,
For my special touch. To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune. To the Ladies I'm Sir Prize, But call me by any name, Any way it's all the same!" Megatron sang along with the song, foot still tapping till he decided to stand up. Awkwardly, he began to move about his quarters as the song continued.
"I'm the fly in your soup, I'm the pebble in your shoe, I'm the pea beneath your bed, I'm a bump on every head, I'm the peel on which you slip, I'm a pin in every hip, I'm the thorn in your side, Makes you wriggle and writhe. And it's so easy when you're evil. This is the life, you see, the Devil tips his hat to me. I do it all because I'm evil, and I do it all for free. Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need!"
This human song was definitely helping to alleviate his horrible mood and the ruler of the Decepticons sang and danced about his quarters. Actually asking himself when the last time he had danced or sang had been.
"While there's children to make sad, While there's candy to be had, while there's pockets left to pick, While there's grannies to trip down the stairs. I'll be there, I'll be waiting round the corner. It's a game. I'm glad I'm in it, 'Cause there's one born every minute." The tension and anger left his body with each word he sang and the evil one began to think up new plans for his enemies, bigger plans, better plans.
"I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark, and I promise on my damned soul, to do as I am told, Lord Beelzebub, has never seen a soldier quite like me, not only does his job, but does it happily."
"I'm the fear that keeps you awake, I'm the shadows on the wall, I'm the monsters they become, I'm the nightmare in your skull, I'm a dagger in your back, an extra turn on the rack, I'm the quivering of your heart. A stabbing pain, a sudden start!"
At this point Megatron had gotten so into the song that his dancing had progressed to show the imagery of the words he sang, his hands clutching his head or making a stabbing motion. And he was actually having fun.
"And it's so easy when you're evil. This is the life, you see. The Devil tips his hat to me. I do it all because I'm evil, and I do it all for free. Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need! And I do it all for free. Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need! And I do it all for free. Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need!"
Megatron was so caught up in the song that he didn't hear his door opening or hear one of his seekers take a step inside and stop. The music had slowed and turned sad, causing Megatron to take on a defeated posse.
"It gets so lonely being evil, What I'd do to see a smile, Even for a little while. And no one loves you when you're evil..."
"I'm lying though my teeth! Your tears are all the company I need!" Laughter sounded from the white mech as he slowly turned and came to face one of his minions standing in the doorway.
"Lord... Megatron?" Came the voice of that annoying Starscream, it was obvious he was fighting to contain his laughter at catching his master doing something utterly ridiculous.
"What do you want, Starscream? And it had better be important." Megatron spoke, fixing Starscream with a glare that spoke better then words.
"We have captured one of the autobot twins, Lord Megatron." The fight to not laugh still present on the seekers voice.
The tyrants optics brightened at the news, "Really, well let us go and greet our new guest."
Suddenly Sideswipes voice rang out from down the hall, "If you're going to torture me with your singing Megatron, do me a favor and just kill me now!"
"Oh, this should be quite enjoyable." Megatron said as he brushed pasted Starscream, who as soon as his leader was out of sight bent forward and began laughing with no sign of stopping.