A/N: So, Stormyskies8 and I found a personality quiz for Star Wars characters. First I got Luke Skywalker, then I got Yoda when i did it again. Stormy only did it once and she got Yoda. When I got Luke it told me I need to be more patience. Ironically enough, I am the most impatient person in my family. Anyways, we both for our preference of command center picked anywhere with cookies… Now we are wondering if Yoda likes cookies.

Disclaimer: I own Nothing! Except myself! Catlovingmermaid and Stormyskies8 own themselves. I will be writing them as Cat or Stormy though.

Never Give Yoda A Cookie

Leia hugged Luke as he freaked out over something that happened at training. She wasn't entirely sure what happened though. Just then Han walked up, whistling happily. Upon noticing his best friend curled up into a ball, hyperventilating as his superior and hopefully girlfriend hugging him.

"What happened kid?" Han asked, alarmed to see his friend like this.

"Never thought….Yoda….No! Cookies…." Luke muttered to himself.

"Luke what happened… you can trust us." Leia nudged her friend.

"It's a long story… with weird voices in the background." Luke shuddered with horror.

"What happened?!" Han and Leia snapped at him.

"It started when I showed up for training…"

…

Luke jumped down from his cockpit landing on the swampy ground. In his left hand he held a bag of chocolate chip cookies. Swinging it slightly he dug out one of the scrumptious cookies and bit into it.

"Yoda! I'm here for training!" Luke hollered as he looped his way over to the small hut the tiny Jedi Master lived in hiding.

"Late you are. Cookies are those?" Yoda snapped his head up to stare at the bag.

"Yeah… I got hungry and grabbed some." Luke shifted slightly reaching to set the bag down.

"COOKIES!" Yoda dived for the bag.

"Aaaahhhh!" Luke screeched as he toppled as Yoda pushed him to the side. "Master! Are you related to Cookie Monster from Sesame Street?!"

"Know not what you mean." Yoda was very confused.

"I don't either."

"Cat! What do you think your doing to my story!?" An angry female voice could be heard in the background.

"What do you think I'm doing? Yoda is related to Cookie Monster!" Another female voice called out. "Ooh! Candy Corn!"

"Cat… share!" the first voice snapped suddenly as a plastic bag rustled.

"Everybody wants to be a cat!" The second voice breaks out singing like a frog is in her throat.

"Okaaay… Moving on! I am deleting this strange conversation about a show for three year olds."

Delete. Delete. Delete.

Luke looks over at Yoda who is as confused as him. "That's not good."

"Is not indeed." Yoda agreed, wondering what those voices meant by three year olds.

"You know Yoda is about the right size for being a three year old." the voice named Cat announced suddenly.

"Hey!" Yoda yelped.

Next thing Luke knew he was repeating the action of jumping out of his cockpit. "Master Yoda! I'm here!"

"Late you are those?" Yoda asked yet again, looking bewildered about the fact he remembered this already happening.

"Yeah… I grabbed some cause I got hungry." Luke slowly sat the cookies down. When Yoda didn't attack him immediately, he relaxed… and promptly fell on his back.

"Coooookkkiieeessss!" Yoda stretched out the word as if he was out of it, as he shoveled the bag of cookies into his mouth.

"Master Yoda! Are you like the Cookie Zombies from that My Little Pony: Friendship is MAgic episode!?" Luke yelped once again.

"Know not what you mean." Yoda repeated again, clearly frustrated.

"I don't know either." Luke shook his head in confusion.

"Stormy! What do you think your doing to my story?!" the first voice from before suddenly bellowed.

"What does it look like I'm doing? That was a great prank!" a new voice, again female, possibly Stormy, spoke up suddenly.

"Why are talking about my little ponies!?" Cat's voice interrupted.

"Ok! That's it! Both of you out! This is my story! Agh! I have to delete everything again! The first voice wailed loudly.

Delete. Delete. Delete.

Luke once again found himself jumping out of his cockpit. Swinging his bag of cookies he walked up to where Master Yoda was sitting on a rock waiting for him.

"Sorry I am late Master. I had to stop and grab something to eat. Leia had made chocolate chip cookies." Luke calmly explained.

Yoda immediately brightened up at the mention of cookies. "Cookies!" Yoda knocked Luke to the ground and ripped the bag out of his hand.

Bewildered, Luke ran back to his cockpit screaming, "Ahh! You're crazy Master!"

…

"Wait… what exactly happened?" Leia was completely lost.

"I told you. Master Yoda went crazy when he noticed I had cookies." Luke mumbled into his hands.

Crunch. Han bit into a cookie. Luke looked up with horror, before sprinting down the hallways screaming as if death himself was chasing him.

"This does not leave the three of us. Force knows that the Imperials will never leave him alone if they learn he is terrified of cookies." Leia ordered her hopefully boyfriend.

"Yeah… don't plan on losing any battles due to the bucketheads stopping to eat cookies in the middle of the battlefield." Han agreed.

A/N:

Review from Catlovingmermaid: Haha! I used my mermaid magic to stop you from deleting anything!

Yeah...so Yoda went crazy because Luke had cookies. I wonder why (smiles mischievously)... Bye!

SkyTalon