Truth Or Dare

A/N: Ahhh… The common fan fiction game! I feel so lame writing this, because I can't think of anything more creative. Actually, I wrote this at New Year! This is my first time writing smut, and I'm mortified, though at the same time excited.

Warning: Yullen, yaoi, smut, lemon, gay sex. Don't like, don't read.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything… -sniffle-

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Boring. Just boring. All day long the exorcist, Allen Walker circled around the Black Order clueless on what to do. He tried several ways to kill time.

First, he forced himself to eat as slow as possible, but that didn't work, because he stomach could never tolerate slow eating. He thought about training, but Kanda would be there, and he'd probably slice him into a million pieces for only existing and Allen did not want to die early.

Lavi's busy reading and Lenelee's occupied with serving coffee. So what was Allen left with? Nothing. Nothing is entertaining him. He wanted to do something! Anything! He kicked the wall in frustration, causing him to yelp. 'Okay... Calm down. I'll go to the cafeteria and there might be something going on,' he thought, hoping that something really was happening.

Allen turned around and walked towards the cafeteria, his mind focused only on that dying little hope. His heart was thumping and a few sweat drops slid down his face. When he finally reached the door, he prayed one last time that something out of the ordinary will happen. When he pushed the door open, he furrowed his eye brows and frowned, creating a not-so-cute look on his face.

A few finders were scattered around the place, though none of them Allen knew of. He peered around hoping that someone he knew would be hiding somewhere. A group of finders were talking loudly and a mouthful, though their expressions looked liked if anyone was to approach them, they would really want them to piss off. The others were just eating even though it's late for lunch. Probably they just came back from a mission. So, no one was going to help Allen's boredom. Not a single nudge or even a glance. He gulped his pride for realizing that he was becoming an attention seeker, which made him feel worse. If felt like they WANTED Allen to feel this way.

He dragged his feet lazily to a table and slumped over, fumbling with the wooden splinters, feeling extremely useless to the fact that it's almost like he doesn't exist.

"Come on! It'd be fun!"

"I dunno... Sounds like a dangerous game to me."

Allen rose as he heard familiar voices nearing his direction. He turned to face the entrance of the cafeteria to find Lavi, Lenalee and KANDA of all people, fussing over about a game they should play. As soon as Lenelee spotted Allen, her face lit.

"Good afternoon Allen! How are you feeling?" Lenelee asked, sitting down next to Allen, along with Lavi. Kanda however, stood behind them.

This was not a question she was supposed to ask him. Though his wish he could rant about how horrible his day was. He sucked it up, thinking there was a better solution to this.

"Fine," he lied.

"Che, this is foolish. Why should we play such a childish game?" Kanda scowled bitterly.

"It is not childish and it won't be and since you're so persistent about how childish this game would be, I have the most mature questions in store for you." Lenalee replied proudly, while Lavi snickered softly. Kanda responded to this by punching Lavi on the head, leaving him whimpering in pain.

Allen was both curious and scared. He was happy that his friends have finally come to save him from the boredom he's stuck with, but he seemed to forgotten about being bored, because half of him was telling himself to run away as fast as he can, because games from Lavi or Lenalee aren't the most entertaining ones.

"Alright. I already prepared a bottle and a whole lot of questions. Allen we're going to play Truth or Dare. Ever heard of it?" Lenelee asked. He shook his head in response.

"Right, it's really easy. All you have to do is answer what I ask. If you choose dare, I dare you to do something, you must follow what I tell you," She pointed out.

"If you pick truth, you have to answer honestly what I ask and don't think you're able to lie, because you're not exactly the greatest liar in the world."

Allen ignored the last statement, though he clearly knew himself he isn't capable of lying very well.

Lenalee spun the bottle. It twirled and twirled, and as it slowly reduced pace, the nozzle pointed to Lavi, with relief.

"Truth or Dare Lavi?"

"Dare," he smirked proudly.

"Tell him to go jump off a cliff," Kanda retorted.

Lavi slung his arm around Kanda's neck, forcing him to sit down.

"Don't forget you're part of this Yu---uuu chan!" Lavi sang.

"Get off, stupid rabbit!" Kanda shoved his arm off scooting away from him, leaving a gap in between them.

"Okay I got one," Lenalee interrupted.

"I dare you to go up to that finder," she said, pointing at the brunette girl who was eating quietly, "And tell her 'I think you look really cute'".

"Easy as pie."

"Actions speak louder than words," Kanda said, obviously bored with the whole situation.

"Watch me," Lavi responded eagerly.

He rose from his seat and approached the finder, full of confidence. Allen could hear Lavi and probably Kanda and Lenalee as well, repeating what Lenalee had asked him to say. Allen was overwhelmed when he heard a loud SLAP. A reddish mark swelled around Lavi's cheek. Normally a finder should never do that to an exorcist, but probably the finder wanted her rights.

Lavi trotted back to the table rubbing his cheek, trying to soothe the pain. Lenalee couldn't hold her laughter, as well as Allen.

Lavi scowled at them, dropping his entire weight onto the bench.

"Whatever, let's just get over with this." he muttered.

Lavi grabbed the bottle and spun it. It did the same thing, spinning and spinning and as it slowed it landed to a person who hadn't expected this coming-- Allen.

"Alright! Truth or Dare?"

"Umm... I guess Truth?"

He felt that truth seemed much safer than dare, because it looked like pure public humiliation in his eyes. Lenalee thought for a moment, creating silence among them until she jumped, as an idea popped into her head, making everyone startled-- except for Kanda who was spacing out, only an angry-looking face plastered on him.

"What or whom turns you on the most?"

Doomed. Completely doomed. Why couldn't Allen just stick to being utterly bored than face the wrath of self-humiliation. Right now, he'd really wish he'd never pray for the out of the ordinary to come true, because it just did.

That's chapter 1 for you! I know this chapter wasn't that funny. Actually I didn't think It was funny at all... Well, I promise I'll make it much more ridiculous in the next chapter. Give your ideas on what other questions they should ask each other! Suggestions are open.

.:: Hime ::.