Dory Goes Down Under
It was early in the morning as the sun began to shine through to the ocean floor, causing the scales on all the little fish to glimmer. As Dory slowly began to awaken from her slumber, she noticed that Marlin was not in his usual sleeping place.
Her fins were free of Marlins clammy body for the first time in days. In an odd sense, she kind of missed the touch of Marlin's bodily fluids every morning. As she awoke, she stretched her fins. They were sore from a long night of "touching the butt". She began her morning routine: cleaning her panties from the night before, tidying up the sea, brushing her teeth among the anemone's.
As she looked beyond the coral that outlined her stake in the sea, she saw a glimmer of orange and white. A familiar shape. She swam briskly towards it. It was Marlin! He looked as if he were struggling, struggling with a sea turtle. As she approached she noticed he was not quite struggling, he was engaged in the devilish act she called "Pearling the Clam".
Dory's body couldn't take the sensation that was represented right in front of her eyes. Her womanhood began to tingle. This was not the reaction she was expecting. She grabbed the nearest shard of coral and swam towards Marlin with a sense of rage. Driving the shard down his spine. With a quick shake she knew what she had done. This was murder.
As Marlin desperately tried to cling on to his remaining bits of life, a low hum escaped from the sea anemone.
The faster Marlin died, the louder the music got. Barely holding on, Marlin could make out the smallest hint of lyrics. Dory was calming singing the chorus to "Hide and Seek."
"Mmm whatcha say. Oh that you only meant well, but of course you didn't." Dory sang. The last thing Marlin ever heard was the sweet sound of his lover serenading him in a killer tune. As Dory continued on, she repeatedly stabbed Marlin until all of his blood rushed out of his tiny clown fish body. He then began to leak bloody gore, filling the water and drawing attention from all around.
Dory then decided to do the unthinkable. She used Marlin's blood as a lipstick color, a unique choice. She would be the only fish in the entire ocean with the color "the blood of a clown" on her lips. She quickly nudged Marlins body towards the cove where her eggs were growing fertilized with Marlin's love. Marlin's blood formed a cloud that caused a fishing frenzy up above. In front of Dory's eyes her worst nightmare happened. A Barracuda came with lightning speed and devoured her love. In an instant Marlin was gone. No more than a single fin that was left floating in the distance.
After much thought, Nemo decided to return home early from school. Nothing in the entire world could prepare him for this moment. Blood surrounded his beloved home. The blood of his father.