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"Sev, what did you do?", inquired Hermione when her fiancé of six months Professor Severus Snape resident Potions Master and Head of Slytherin walked into their shared quarters at Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry with a self-satisfied smirky grin upon his face.
"Nothing Dear One, why do you ask?", replied Snape.
"Liar, you know for an ex-spy and double agent one would think you would be better at lying to your soon-to-be wife but I do suppose it is a good thing for me to be able to catch you in yours lies I guess… But honestly what did you do that could bring such a self-satisfied smirky grin to you face Dear Heart?", laughed Hermione.
"Oh you know the usual bat-like dungeon stalking giving out detentions and taking house points from unsuspecting consorting dunderheads and I might have locked Harry and Draco in a warded room with veritiserum laced fire whisky with a note that informs them that they will not be able to leave until they admit their feelings for each other since they are both dense and I am sure we can all agree that we are all sick and tired of the tension that they radiate that is so god damn thick you could cut into it with a butcher knife," Snape sarcastically replied.
"Did you really seriously do that?! Aren't you the least bit worried that they might just attempt to harm or kill each other instead?", Hermione asked curiously.
"Do you really think I would allow harm to come to the oh so precious Boy-who-lived? But yes they really are locked in a warded room that will not them to harm hind nor hair on the other," Snape informed her proudly.
"Well Shit…", said Hermione laughingly in awe of what her fiancé had accomplished where others including herself had failed miserably.
Four Floors above Severus' and Hermione's Dungeon Quarters in A Disused Deserted Old Classroom
"I can't believe Snape fucking locked and warded us in here!",declaired Harry angerly.
"Yeah well there's not much we can do about it right and now. So since we have gratiously been given veritiserum laced firewhisky we might as well play Twenty questions to pass the time. You game Potter?" asked Draco
"Sure why the hell not we ain't got nothing else to do to waste our time for now so how about you go first Malfoy," challenged Harry.
A/N: I hoped you liked this little one-shot The Idea Just Came To Me When I Realized I tend to ask my brother the same question when he has the look on his face like the cat that caught the canary which usually means his is under the assumption that he has gotten away with something that he knows he is not supposed to have or do and I thought I could totally see Hermione doing the same thing when she catches him having the same kind of look on his face cause it usually means 'Hey I am totally up to no good right now' or 'I have totally seriously gotten away with something' Which can Result in a totally evil like cackle from said person. Remember I live off of Requests, Reviews, Messages, Follows and Favorites! ~Amelia