Hi guys! This is a small fic set up as a sub-fic from our newest fic Guidelines to Being A Good Witch (Or Wizard) At Hogwarts! This is basically all oneshots based on the favourite rules from that fic, so to kick it off, I'm starting with one of my favourites! Enjoy!
Chapter I - When he shows, nick his nose
Rule #5 - Telling Voldemort you've got his nose isn't recommended.
Ariana Oswald was freaking out. She was just doing the good thing by helping her buddy Harry out at the Ministry of Magic when freaking Voldemort showed up. Leave out the fact that Harry just Unforgivably Cursed Bellatrix Lestrange (bitch deserved it anyway) or that Neville got attacked by a weird brain...squid...thing. The Dark Lord, He Who Must Not Be Named was fifteen feet away and he was going to kill her speccy best friend!
So, being the awesome friend that she was, Ariana took a step forward, tossed her hair back and shouted, "OI! VOLDIE!"
The Dark Lord paused and (ohgodohgodohgod) turned to look right at her. Swallowing her fear, she held her clenched fist before her like a talisman.
"Got your nose!" she screeched. She could hear Hermione slapping her forehead in exasperation as Voldemort glared at her murderously.
Good thing Dumbledore showed up when he did. Voldemort couldn't take a joke.
So yeah! Hope you enjoyed! There's no set length for the chapter and updates may not be as regular as GTBAGWOWAH...wow. I'm just going to call it Guidelines from now on. But if you have any questions to ask about the two characters or if you'd like to see a particular rule, please leave a lovely little review for us!
Thanks!