A/N: This is a fic my friend MuscleManMyMom decided to write together, it is nothing to take serious.

It was a pretty bland day in South Park, not even a single thing was happening, no alien abductions, no crazy sons of Satan, nothing. However, that was all about to change in 3...2..1..

BAM! The door flew open and Kenny McCormick stomped into his friend's room looking peeved as hell.

"Kenny, what's wrong?" Kyle asked, turning away from his computer to look at his disgruntled friend.
"They...are...at...it...again." Kenny puffed out through gritted teeth.

Kyle knew exactly who 'they' were, they were a group of trolls who thought they were butter on toast, the cream of the crop, top dollar, the best thing since sliced bread.

"You didn't feed them right?" Kyle asked, he knew that feeding the trolls would just make everything worse, trolls thrived on that stuff.

"Of course not! But it's not working! I've been ignoring them for a week and they're still out there wrecking havoc on my articles!" Kenny exclaimed.

After Jimmy and Nathan's hate turned to love, they ran off together, no one knew where, and Kenny became the new editor and chief of the South Park newspaper, which moved to an online site because the hippies kept complaining about the destruction of trees.

Now, anyone who wanted to, could post comments on the articles, even trolls.

"What are they saying?" Kyle said, remaining calm. The only time he ever really got riled up was when Cartman was around.

"Nothing out of the usual, they're just all slewing shit and trying to talk tough, can you believe someone at our school would be like that?" Kenny asked.

He knew that it was someone at the school, because only South Park school students had access to the website.

"You know what, I bet it was Cartman!" Kyle exclaimed, jumping up out of his seat.

Kenny, however, wasn't so sure,

"I don't think it was Cartman, I mean, wouldn't he take credit for it? He's not the type to hide behind a false identity is he?" Kenny asked.

"Maybe you're right." Kyle said with a sigh, sitting back on his computer chair.

So, they were back at square one, with his number one suspect out of the way, he had no idea who else it could be unless...

What if Jimmy was jealous of Kenny being the new big man of the newspaper? What if he was closer than everyone thought?

"What if it's Jimmy?" Kyle then asked, voicing his thoughts outloud.

"I don't think so, it doesn't seem like Jimmy." Kenny said with disbelief.

"Yea, well, we're talking about a kid who took steroids to win the special olympics." Kyle said.

"Yea, but in the end he confessed, and those are two totally unrelated issues. These trolls, they're ruthless, immature, they attack anyone and say things that no one should ever have said to them." Kenny said, shaking visibly. Kyle knew that the trolls had said more than just the usual shit, he was about to probe him for answers when Stan walked in.

"Hey Kyle, your mom said you were up here, how's everything going?" Stan asked, completely ignoring Kenny.

"It's going okay, the trolls are picking on Kenny again." Kyle said, looking from Stan to Kenny and back again, wondering what was going on between them. All week they were avoiding each other like the plague.

He figured that they would work it out on their own, but so far, that didn't seem like it was going to happen.
"So, what's going on between you two?" He finally asked.

The room was completely silent for a few minutes until Stan finally broke it with these three life altering words,

"Kenny kissed Wendy."

A/N: I'm sorry this chapter is sooo short, this is just the chapter to set the mood of things.

If you want me to continue, then awesome, but if you don't, I probably still will because this is fun.

Thank you all for reading.