Okay, the only reason I made this is because I'm bored and my other parody…um…died. –Shifty eyes Shifty eyes- Allegiances!
Bluestar – likes Barney
Redtail – gender-confused and vain…
Spottedleaf – thinks she can sing, but she can't…
Lionheart – claustrophobic
Tigerclaw – Frightened of everything and often mutters, "It's okay…it's okay…I'm fine…OH GREAT STARCLAN I'M GONNA DIE!"
Whitestorm – freaked out by squirrels
Darkstripe – finds Spottedleaf's singing comforting
Longtail – enjoys baking gross stuff, like marigold casserole…EW! But when they reject his food, he starts to cry…
Runningwind – has serious bladder problems
Willowpelt – lives in a tree
Mousefur – Finds Tigerclaw HAWT, weirdly…
Dustpelt – rapping dancer
Graystripe – loves soda and is frequently hyper
Ravenpaw – has frequent panic attacks
Sandstorm – likes screaming, "OMG PERVERT!" and slapping Fireheart
Fireheart – flirts with Sandstorm and is slapped
Frostfur – TV addict
Brindleface – likes orange juice
Goldenflower – crouches in a fetal position and squeaks like a hunted mouse
Speckletail – a frequent cackler
All the elders – love having burping contests