Haha, Not sure where this ended up coming from. But my first Dirty pair fic for a friend! -Bounces-

Disclaimer: I do not own Prince of Tennis in any way, shape, or form. I only own the craziness that will ensue while reading this^^

Pairing; Dirty Pair (Gakuto / Oshitari

Gakuto rants to Oshitari about how Jackie Chan is better than bruise lee? Oneshot

"Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssssssshhhhhhhiiiiii!!!!" Gakuto cried out, jumping on Oshitari's back causing the poor boy to stumble a little.

"What is it?"

"Jackie Chan is better than Bruce Lee, right?"

"What?"

"Jackie Chan is better than Bruce Lee, right?" Gakuto repeated.

Oshitari unsure of where Gakuto was going with this shrugged, "Sure"

"YES!"

"?"

"Of course he's better then Bruce Lee, I mean he jumps higher, runs faster EVERYTHING about Jackie Chan is better!"

"Sure," Oshitari repeated turning his gaze down to the book he had been trying to read until Gakuto came and disturbed him.

"Clearly he's better! His movies are better, his hair's better," Gakuto started rambling on listing the things he thought were better.

Gakuto paused, "Yuushi, are you even listening?"

"Sure."

"I knew it! You're not listening!"

"……"

Yuuuushhhhiii!" Gakuto whined, still managing to stay on his doubles partners back.

"What is it now?"

"You weren't listening!"

A sigh, followed by Oshitari glancing up from his book and over at Gakuto, "I was listening."

"Prove it! Repeat what I said!"

"Jackie Chan is better than Bruce Lee, there happy?"

"Yes!"

Another sigh and Oshitari glanced down from Gakuto down to his book once more. This time hopefully he'd be able to read more than one page.

"Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!" Gakuto exclaimed after taking a deep breath.

Wincing slightly the tensai looked up, "What?"

"You're boring! Let's go do something!"

"…….."

Pouting, Gakuto huffed, "Fine! I'll go bug Shishido!"

More Silence before Gakuto turned and stomped off in search of Shishido.

Sighing for the third time Oshitari glanced down at his book and started reading. At least now with Gakuto off to bug Shishido he'll be able to read more. The thought alone made the tensai smile just a little.

I guess this is to make up for my lack of updating?

It's my first one shot. So you don't have to review! (Though It would be nice to have some) :3

Ah, Don't hurt me X.x