"James! Stop hogging the bathroom!" M2 let out a groan and rested his head against the bathroom door.
"Fine," James replied before unlocking the door and stepping out.
"Thank you," M2 began to enter the bathroom when Epsilon ran down the hall and pushed him out of the way.
"Yes! The bathroom is finally open! Thanks M2!" Epsilon shouted joyfully before closing and locking the door M2 had just been waiting outside of for half an hour.
"REALLY?!" M2 shouted. "DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE BEEN WAITING TO GET IN THERE?!"
"You snooze, you lose," Epsilon answered cheerily.
"Hey. What's with all the yelling?" Zen asked groggily from the doorway of the room he shared with Widum.
"Epsi stole the bathroom!"
"So? There are at least two others you can use."
"Yeah, but they don't have my toothbrush in them!"
Zen sighed and knocked on the bathroom door. "Epsi?"
"Yes?"
"Give M2 his toothbrush."
"Well, if I have to."
"And my toothpaste. Oh! And my comb!" M2 shouted through the wooden door.
"You know on second thought…"
"Epsilon," Zen said,"Just give them to him."
"Okay." Epsilon reached through the door and handed M2 his comb, toothbrush, and toothpaste.
"Thanks," M2 grumbled before snatching his things out of Epsilon's hand and stomping into the bathroom across the hall.
"Everything okay?" asked Shad while climbing up the stairs with two mugs of coffee in his hands.
"Ah. I see you have perfect timing, as usual," Zen commented to his friend. "It's too early for drama."
"Agreed. Coffee?" Shad asked, offering Zen one of the mugs he held.
"Don't mind if I do," Zen replied gratefully, taking the mug offered to him.
"So," Nitrox began, coming out of one of the bedrooms lining the hall,"What's today's dramatic episode? M2 putting blue food coloring in the shampoo again? Epsi scattering M2's dirty clothes all around the house?"
"Nah, man. Epsi locked M2 out of the bathroom after he'd been waiting awhile to get in there," Zen replied.
"It seems Epsi's running out of pranks finally," Shad said, handing Nitrox the other mug of coffee.
"You wish!" came Epsilon's voice from inside the bathroom.
"Now why would I waste my wishes on you?" Shad fired back calmly.
"Now, now, ladies. You're both beautiful," M2 commented as he came out of the bathroom.
"What did you say?!" both Shad and Epsilon cried in sync.
"Oooh! Someone's gonna get wrecked," Forever climbed down the steps leading up to the third story to watch the ensuing chaos. Widum could be seen repeatedly face palming at his friend's stupidity and brashness, while Nitrox just laughed.
"Come on, guys. It's barely been a week since we first arrived and you've somehow managed to get into a fight every single day. Can we just relax and enjoy our vacation?" Leap said in a soothing voice upon completing her morning walk downstairs to get coffee.
"She has a point," came Green's voice floating down from the third floor.
"Aw, c'mon. I wanted to see them fight," Forever complained.
"I wouldn't be so excited if I were you," James said after exiting the room he shared with Epsilon and M2. "I bet they fight like girls."
"WHAT'D YOU SAY, MATE?!" shouted M2.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN FIGHT LIKE A GIRL?! YOU SAYIN' GIRLS CAN'T FIGHT?!" Leap shouted even louder.
"THAT'S IT! GET HIM!" M2 shouted before diving at James.
Leap handed Mystic, who was looking on in surprise, her coffee cup before joining the fight. Forever jumped the last two steps to the second floor and managed to get James in a headlock, while M2 kicked him in the gut. Epsilon rolled his eyes and Shad looked slightly annoyed. Zen grinned devilishly and pounced on James's legs, pinning them down. Leap somehow managed to grab his arms and keep them from throwing any punches in self defense.