Disclaimer: I don't own the Inuyasha series or manga, but I wouldn't mind owning Sesshoumaru (gggrrrr!!)
Sesshoumaru growls after the fan girls calling him Sesshy. Okay while I realize I am well liked, plus the sexiest
one around here (Inuyasha, Miraku, Kouga and Naraku give Sesshoumaru an evil look), I eschew being called these
ridiculous nicknames. Why do humans feel the name to call me names that make me sound kawaii, when I am far from it?
I'm the killing perfection and take pride in that name.
So here is a list names I abhor.
Sesshy, Sess, Sessho, Sesshou, Sessy (I have killed many for calling me that), Fluffy sama, Fluffy,
Fluffykins (I deep fried a human for that one), Maru, Maru Maru (just being called that name twice is mind numbing torture),
Sessmaru, Frosty and the worst of all Sesshy-poo.
Mind you this Sesshoumaru can only take so much without my name being distorted for someone's sick pleasure. Just dealing with that thing (Sesshoumaru points to Inuyasha) is enough to deal with. I should have neutered father before he took up with your mother.
Inuyasha: Awwwww lighten up bastard!! If you think that's bad you ought to hear the list of nicknames I am called.
Sesshoumaru: You mean other then baka for brains?
Inuyasha growls at Sesshoumaru and yells," Awwww Shaddup and listen "Lord Corn Cob Up the Ass"!! As I was stating before
being interrupted by girly man (Sesshoumaru cracks his claw nuckles while giving an evil look to Inuyasha), I think
it is pretty fucked to be called names like: InuBaka, Yashy, Yash (I sound like a fucking potato recipe), Yasha,
Yas, Hanyu-baka, Dog-shit (glares at Kouga for that one) and Inu-Runt (gives Kouga a wedgie for that one)
Inuyasha: Even though Lord Asshole and I don't see eye to eye, but I have to agree that the nicks are enough to send our youkai into a tail spin to cause carnal damage (i.e we won't hesitate to tattoo some names on someone's ass with our claws). After all these claws were meant for more than pickin' for gold and scratchin our asses.
Sesshoumaru: Baka this Sesshoumaru never picks his nose
Inuyasha: Wanna bet ass-wipe?
Inuyasha shows a YouTube video of Sesshoumaru digging for a crusty while he is sleeping.
Sesshoumaru: .....and tattoo's his name on Inuyasha's butt with claw
Inuyasha: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!!
Sesshoumaru: Anyway, if these nicknames are not ceased, We will be forced to become your nightmare and use painful torture. * Both give evil smile* Believe us, we will enjoy giving those long slow torture treatments *cracks claws*.