Me: Hello! Welcome to the o' so great play!
Lina: Would you shut up! This sucks!
Me: Well if you don't want to be in the play I can always...
Lina: Ok! I will be in the stupid play!
Me: My plays are not stupid they are very fun for me to torchere you souls ^_____^
Lina: ... Me: Ok, lets get started!
P.S.This is my first fanfic so don't blame me if it sucks...and also I don't own Slayers...
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Help...

Lina: I don't like the sound of that title...
Me: Deal with it! ^____^
Xellos: Stop stealing my face!
Me: Er...*snaps fingers and Filia appears and clobbers Xellos with mace-sama*
Xellos: ...
Me: Once upon a time...
Lina: Wait!
Me: Once upon a time there was a little girl who was half chicken...Gourry get out here now!
Gourry: *glues feathers to Lina *Runs off screaming*
Lina: Fireball!
Gourry: *Is on back burnt to a crisp*
Me: Let me start my play!
Lina: NO,NO,NO!
Me: Oh...LUNA!
Luna: Yes...
Lina: AHHHHHH!
Me: I think its time for a commercial break... ~*~*~
Xellos: Have you ever wanted Amelia to shut up about her justice speeches? Getting annoyed?
Amelia: Justice will prevail!
Xellos: Then get Xello's Shut Up Amelia Earmuffs only at Wolfpack Island for 1 Gold Piece! ~*~*~
Me: And we are back!
Luna: I haven't been able to torchere Lina in so long...that felt great!
Me: What did you do to her?
Luna: Go look for yourself...*points at window* Me: BAHAHA! *Sees Lina tied to a tree with slugs crawling around her* Lina: HELP! AHHH! *starts crying* Me: I will have to write the next chapter tomorrow because its to late so uh...bye. Lina: HELP!