Grandpa examined his naked, wrinkly form in the mirror and sighed discontentedly. Large blobs of flesh that he had not noticed before hung off of each thigh. Wincing, he took hold of them both and lifted them up. They felt warm and squishy in his hands. When he dropped them, they bounced and jiggled like jello, and Grandpa couldn't help but laugh at the sight. That was, until he remembered that the blobs were his.
"Why do I have to be so fat!" he shouted to the mirror, pinching his stomach and ass, "I mean, I know that I'm like, old and all, but I'm just a stupid ugly child molester that works at a dumb card shop, and being so fat doesn't compensate for much of anything either!"
Grandpa punched his reflection in the face. Much to his dismay, the mirror remained intact. His hand also really hurt, but it was nothing compared to the pain he felt deep inside.
"I wish I could be thin, like that Seto Kaiba..." he thought to himself, "his legs are so slender and long, his thighs are so smooth, you can even see those kissable ribs through the skin on his delicate chest!"
For a breif moment, Grandpa thought about what it would be like to kiss and bite on Kaiba's tight skin. Perhaps it would be more sensitive without such a thick, cushy layer of fat underneath. Grandpa's cheeks flushed in jealousy, with the rest of his blood flushing his penis in jealous arousal.
He opened his eyes and glanced downward.
Well, at least I'm not so fat that I can't see my own dick, he thought to himself.
Suddenly, something got stuck in Grandpa's eye, and instinctively, he squinted. He couldn't see his dick anymore when he squinted. He squinted again and again, hardly believing that this could ever be true, but when he continued not to see his dick, Grandpa burst into tears.
"FUCK THIS! I'M GOING TO STARVE MYSELF!"
***
"Curses, foiled again," Kaiba muttered to himself. The afterbirth hadn't even been drained out of his ass, and yet the bodyguards were already carting the newborn infant away.
It was pregnancy number fourteen for him and Joey, and the results ended as always. Now, Kaiba had to tell Joey the news for the fourteenth time. He wondered if Joey was actually expecting it.
"Oh, Seto!" Joey shouted, bursting through the doors, "I just heard that you got out of labor! Are you okay? What about the baby? Is it a boy or a girl?"
"It's dead, Joey," sighed Kaiba, "just like the rest of them."
He watched Joey's face as it grew more disappointed. He moved close to Seto and held his hand tightly. Neither of them said anything until the guy who worked at Kaiba's personal cemetery approached.
"So, Mr. Kaiba. What name should I put on the headstone for this one?"
"Blue Eyes White Dragon XIV."
"Blue Eyes White Dragon again!? Why couldn't you at least name it after a different card?"
Kaiba glared at him powerfully.
"The Blue Eyes White Dragon is rare and special," he said, "just like my children."
***
Kaiba and Joey has just returned from the hospital. The doctor said that after a week, they could try to another baby if they so wished. They had some important descisions to make.
Kaiba was more pissed off than sad about his loss of the most recent "Blue Eyes White Dragon." He had so much money, how could he have birthed so many stillborn babies? Fifteen was a multiple of five, and was therefore a very significant number. Kaiba wanted his fifteenth baby to be significant too. He wanted it to live.
He walked somberly into the living room, where Joey sat on the couch reading a book, because he doesn't have any other hobbies. He hoped that Joey might have some ideas about producing a healthy baby.
"I need to talk to you," Kaiba said.
"I need to talk to you," Joey replied, looking up. He took a deep breath, and said, "Seto, I don't think we should try for any more pregnancies, at least, not for a long time."
"What!? Why!? I was just about to discuss plans with you for the next one!"
"Seto, are you fucking kidding me? Every time you get pregnant, the baby dies. We've been through this before. Fourteen times."
"But Joey, we could try the fertility treatments--"
"Fertility treatments are not what you need, Seto. I'm concerned about you. I'm concerned that it might be something else..."
"Like what? That I don't put my heart in the cards?"
"Come sit by me," Joey tried to say more gently, motioning towards Kaiba, and then towards the couch. Reluctantly, Kaiba leaned into his arms.
"Seto, I'll always love you, even if you never put your heart in the cards, and don't you ever forget that."
"Oh Joey," Kaiba closed his eyes, defeated by lust. He leaned in for a kiss.
"No," Joey pushed him away, "I won't let you distract me this time. This is important. You don't eat, Seto. You wonder why all those babies die? It's because you're just skin and bones!"
"I don't know what the hell you're talking about!" Kaiba shouted very defensively, "I eat so much, it will blow your fucking mind!"
"I've seen you try to hide it for all these years, Seto. It's time to come clean."
"Joey, you saw me eat breakfast this morning. Don't you remember."
"You had a single kernel of corn."
"In case you don't remember, Joey, I was pregnant this morning. I was already fat enough as is."
"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard! When you're pregnant, the baby eats what you eat!"
"That's right, and if my Blue Eyes White Dragon thinks he can be as much of a fat fucker as I am, he's got another thing coming."
"But Seto, you're not fat!"
Kaiba shoved himself off of Joey in a fit of rage.
"What the fuck did you just say?"
"I said... that... you're not... you know, fat."
"I AM SO SICK OF YOUR LIES AND YOUR BULLSHIT!"
"But Seto, you're not--"
Kaiba leaned towards Joey, bracing himself on the couch.
"Listen, bitch. If you think I'm so bad at being pregnant and having babies, then why don't you just get pregnant yourself?"
Joey burst into a fit of laughter.
"You? Get me pregnant? Oh behave," he rolled his eyes and gave Kaiba a big grin, "can't you see it's impossible?"
His smile faded when he saw Kaiba's eyes grow heavy with lust. He leaned in closer, lacing his fingers around the waistband of Joey's pants.
"Nothing's impossible when you have money..." Kaiba growled.
"Seto, I love you more than anything, but I wouldn't let you put it in my butt for all the money in the world."
Kaiba moved on to straddling Joey on the couch, lowering his head and breathing hotly on Joey's neck.
"Oh really? Well, what if I told you that wasn't a choice for you to make?"
"Seto, no!"
Joey struggled to break free of Kaiba's grasp, but worries that he might hurt his lithe, delicate body. He wanted to defent himself so badly, but if he hurt Seto in the process, it would be a devastation that would haunt him for the rest of his life.
"That's it, puppy boy..." he heard his dominator moan when he finally surrendered.
Kaiba kissed him, feeding his tongue into Joey's throat. Joey didn't kiss him back, he was too frightened. His destiny was coming true. After all those dreams of it happening, Seto Kaiba was going to rape him.
It was Kaiba's first time ever topping, and he was far too confused to remember how to have exciting sex. Usually it was Joey who did all the work for him. He was quickly beginning to understand why Joey bitched so much about how his life sucked.
Kaiba ripped off Joey's pants and forced him on his hands and knees. At least he remembered that it was the position Joey liked the most. He also remembered how Joey liked to use a little lube to move things along, and to ease the pain for him, but decided to forego the idea. Joey seemed to be the type who liked it rough and dry, and everyone knew that the lube was only for the comfort of the bottom and not at all for the top.
Kaiba was already hard as hell when he opened his pants, even though he still wasn't exactly sure of what to do. He heard a little whimper when he pressed the head of his penis against the opening of Joey's ass. Joey was crying.
"Serves you right, you little bitch. What are you going to do that next time you feel like questioning my pre-natal skills? Would you have learned your lesson by then?"
"Seto, you're not fat!"
Kaiba rammed his dick inside. Joey's blood splattered everywhere on impact.
"OH SETO, PLEASE STOP, IT HURTS SO MUCH!"
Joey moaned in pain as Kaiba tried to wiggle his way out of his ass. It was a lot harder than it looked, Kaiba thought to himself. He could feel his dick rubbing itself raw under the friction of Joey's tight, rough ass.
"Seto, stop! Be more gentle, please!" Joey squealed. He tried to push his way off of Kaiba's dick, but the movements only made him hold onto Joey even tighter.
Truthfully, Kaiba was only clutching onto him in extreme pain. His cock burned fiercely, and he wasn't sure how much longer his weak, skinny body could put up with it.
"Joey, what the fuck!" he finally pulled out, sighing in relief, "is your asshole like made of of sandpaper or some shit? There's no way I can finish inside of you. I'm going to find Mokuba!"
Kaiba redid his pants and stormed out of the room while Joey lay, perplexed and pained, on the couch. He felt relieved. Not only did Kaiba stop raping him, he actually was right about not getting pregnant. He couldn't possibly imagine what he would do if he ever were to carry Kaiba's baby. It was practically against the rules.
But, while Kaiba didn't come inside of him, there was always the precum.
And that precum happened to contain one little sperm.
And that one little sperm was going to have a lucky day.