Hey guys, I just came up with this one-shot while I suffer from writers block in my Twilight story. This is random, very random.

"Left Tony!" Ziva yelled as she stood behind her partner. "No, your other left!"

"Ziva-"

"Tony! Target at 9 O'clock Tony!" Ziva pointed to the direction of his target. "Shoot it! Shoot it!"

"I got it." Tony replied calmly as he took out the intruding target. Ziva and Tony shared a look with each other. "Nice job partner." Tony held his hand up for a high five, but Ziva pointed behind him.

"A line of them on your 6!" Ziva screamed as Tony turned around and shot off again. "Shoot. Shoot. There we go. There's one more! Get him!" Tony rolled his eyes as he took out the last one of the upcoming target.

"Get behind that thing." Tony rolled his eyes as Ziva kept screaming from behind him. "Do it Tony!" Ziva watched as Tony continued to ignore her. Frustrated, Ziva lifted her hand up and smacked him on the head.

"Hey! What was that for?" Tony said, not bothering to turn around to look at her.

"I am only watching out for you Tony. I am trying not to get you killed." Ziva stated, crossing her arms.

"I have like, 3 lives Ziva. I'm not going to die." Tony told him, shooting off more bullets.

"Yes, well you have died once."

"I got another life, another chance. I'm still alive." Tony replied back to her, thinking of the time his car blew up.

"For now." Ziva mumbled under her breath.

"Excuse me?" Tony sneered back at her.

"If you do not get behind that, you will be dead." Tony rolled his eyes and followed Ziva's orders.

"Get that!" Ziva yelled again, clapping Tony's back as he successfully took out their target. "Well, you have to move, one more shot and it is gone."

"I got this Ziva."

"Bomb Tony! Look out!" She watched helplessly as her partner barely made it out of the way of the falling bomb. "You are alive, get back out there."

"Jeez Lady."

"I am only trying to help you Tony."

"I know. Thanks." Tony turned around, and gave Ziva a slight smile.

"Keep your eye on the prize DiNozzo."

Tony turned back around, and fired more shots off. "I think I'll get an award for this one. I can't wait to see my name." Tony told her.

"Mo-" A third voice chipped in.

"Move! Move!" Tony quickly got out of the way, shooting their targets, protecting himself. "Nice Tony, nice."

"Almost done." Tony talked to himself as he focused on protecting himself.

"Da-" The voice chipped in again.

"They're coming in kamikaze style Tony! Get behind the base!" Ziva screamed as she pointed ahead of him again. "Shoot Tony!"

"Ziva-"

"Tony watch out!"

"Ziva-"

"Hel-" The ignored voice kept trying to get their help.

"You are going to get yourself killed." Ziva stated as she stood safely behind him.

"Thanks Mrs. Positive."

"There are twelve of them Tony. You are outnumbered."

"Ziva-"

"Move to the left, they can not get you as easily."

"I know what I am doing."

"I doubt that. Good, 1 down, 11 more to go."

"Ziva ,relax."

"Mo-"

"I can not. Great, they are coming in from the side now Tony."

"Ziva, calm down-"

"Great, now you are dead."

"I want to play millipede by myself next time."

"Go ahead, see how long you last."

"Well I can last longer if I didn't have someone nagging behind my a-"

"MOMMY!"

"Yes Caleb?" Ziva turned around, smiling sweetly at their eight- year- old.

"The dentist has been calling my name for a while now." Caleb crossed his arms, looking at his mother.

"Well, why did you not tell me?" Ziva asked him.

"I. Tried." Caleb stated, walking towards the dentist standing by the door with a clipboard in his hand. "You were too busy killing the caterpillars and the spiders." Caleb smiled at the doctor before following him into the chair.

"Nice work partner." Tony said, clapping

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