His Car
Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece, Stevie Belew, Bringer of Lawn Gnomes, Amy LeBouf, the Feared Queen of Bananas, myself, Maker of the Galaxy's Best Fudge, Agent Negative 003.7145 pie... Mmm... I like the pie.. Oh, and I don't own X-Play's Bob and Steve.
There once was a man named Gold Roger, who was King of the Pirates! He had fame, power, and wealth beyond your wildest dreams! Before they hung him before the gallows, these were the final words he said: "There is a Giant Marshmellow under me!"
"We don't believe you!" the crowd retorted.
"You would be correct!" Gold Roger shouted back.
"Then where is One PIece!" One pirate dared to ask rather loudly.
"Love!" Gold Roger shouted.
"LOVE?" the crowd screamed in shock.
"My love for pie!" Gold Roger proclaimed fearlessly.
"Your love for pie!" the pirates yelled.
"Yes! Espically the coconut cream kind!" Gold Roger replied loudly.
"You're crazy!" The pirates yelled.
"No! I hid everything I own in my car!" was Gold Roger's truelast words. Ever since, pirates from all over the world sailed to the Grand Line, searching for His Car, the pimping ride that would make their dreams come true!