Note: I don't own any of these characters. I just really love Frank! Also,
if you like Clinton, then DO NOT read this.
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Frank: "Hello?"
Clinton: "Is this Frank-N-Furter?"
Frank: "Why?"
Clinton: "Well, this is Bill Clinton, your former president."
Frank: "Oh! The one who had the affair?"
Clinton: "Um.well.let's try to stay on the topic."
Frank: "Oh please! Talking about it can't blow any more of your image to me! Plus, it's not a crime to give yourself over to absolute pleasure."
Clinton: "I guess I never thought of it that way."
Frank: "Well, take it from a person who knows affairs. It's not a crime. Only, well, you did it wrong. You messed up twice."
Clinton: "How?"
Frank: "Number one: you were still married. Number two: when you have an affair, you do it with someone pretty, and you didn't."
Clinton: "Mr.Furter! Let's try to stay on track!"
Frank: "Which track is that?"
Clinton: "The conversational track!"
Frank: "Is that even a word?"
Clinton: "Mr.Furter!!!"
Frank: "I don't see why you're so mad. I'M the one that has to listen to you make up words."
Clinton: "Mr.Furter, let's just please get to the SUBJECT of why I called."
Frank: "Oh! Now I KNOW that's a word."
Clinton: "Mr.Furter, is it true you picked up a prostitute exactly 5 months ago?"
Frank: "Yes."
Clinton: "Is it true you paid for her services?"
Frank: "No. She loved the night so much SHE paid ME. And then she kept coming back for more, so I finally just let her stay with me."
Clinton: "What's her name?"
Frank: "Columbia."
Clinton: "Is Columbia happy staying with you?"
Frank: "Well of coarse she is. She's hyper so she can go all night long if you know what I mean."
Clinton: "Well, okay. It's just I have talked to some young girls in your area and they were a little concerned about Columbia."
Frank: "Can I ask you something now?"
Clinton: "Um.yes of coarse."
Frank: "Why were you talking to young girls? I thought you went for the older ugly women."
Clinton: "Mr.Furter I think it's time I should go!"
Frank: "Well, let me say one more small thing?"
Clinton: "Well, okay."
Frank: "Why are you calling me Mr.Furter?"
Clinton: "YOU MEAN YOUR NOT."
Frank hangs up the phone before Clinton could go on.
If you review I'll write more funny stories. I hope you liked this one!
Frank: "Hello?"
Clinton: "Is this Frank-N-Furter?"
Frank: "Why?"
Clinton: "Well, this is Bill Clinton, your former president."
Frank: "Oh! The one who had the affair?"
Clinton: "Um.well.let's try to stay on the topic."
Frank: "Oh please! Talking about it can't blow any more of your image to me! Plus, it's not a crime to give yourself over to absolute pleasure."
Clinton: "I guess I never thought of it that way."
Frank: "Well, take it from a person who knows affairs. It's not a crime. Only, well, you did it wrong. You messed up twice."
Clinton: "How?"
Frank: "Number one: you were still married. Number two: when you have an affair, you do it with someone pretty, and you didn't."
Clinton: "Mr.Furter! Let's try to stay on track!"
Frank: "Which track is that?"
Clinton: "The conversational track!"
Frank: "Is that even a word?"
Clinton: "Mr.Furter!!!"
Frank: "I don't see why you're so mad. I'M the one that has to listen to you make up words."
Clinton: "Mr.Furter, let's just please get to the SUBJECT of why I called."
Frank: "Oh! Now I KNOW that's a word."
Clinton: "Mr.Furter, is it true you picked up a prostitute exactly 5 months ago?"
Frank: "Yes."
Clinton: "Is it true you paid for her services?"
Frank: "No. She loved the night so much SHE paid ME. And then she kept coming back for more, so I finally just let her stay with me."
Clinton: "What's her name?"
Frank: "Columbia."
Clinton: "Is Columbia happy staying with you?"
Frank: "Well of coarse she is. She's hyper so she can go all night long if you know what I mean."
Clinton: "Well, okay. It's just I have talked to some young girls in your area and they were a little concerned about Columbia."
Frank: "Can I ask you something now?"
Clinton: "Um.yes of coarse."
Frank: "Why were you talking to young girls? I thought you went for the older ugly women."
Clinton: "Mr.Furter I think it's time I should go!"
Frank: "Well, let me say one more small thing?"
Clinton: "Well, okay."
Frank: "Why are you calling me Mr.Furter?"
Clinton: "YOU MEAN YOUR NOT."
Frank hangs up the phone before Clinton could go on.
If you review I'll write more funny stories. I hope you liked this one!