A/N: Time for another list…where does this go? Tell me, and I'll move it. Otherwise it'll probably get taken off. But anyways, you might just get a laugh or two outta this.
HP Titles Id like to see but probably never
will
(unless I write them myself)
Harry Potter and
the Man with the Titanium Hip
Harry Potter
meets a foe with an amazing power-he has a titanium hip! The man with the
titanium hip can kick with the best of them, and can run as fast as a hyena. He
has one weakness, however. That is, if he falls, he'll break a bone.
Osteoporosis is a lethal weapon, at times.
Harry
Potter and the Castle of Stone
This
castle is like no castle that has been built before-it's made of solid stone!
Yes, This castle has been carved out of adamantine, and will withstand
everything-except two Magids. See what Harry and Draco do to destruct this
epitome of evil!
Harry Potter and
the Nerf Herder of Never Never Land
Harry Potter has
a strange encounter with a dominatrix, who has a rampant shadow. The dominatrix
is powerful, especially with her shadow backing her up in every way. Will Harry
conquer her, or will she fly away with Harry and the rest of the nerfs in tow?
Harry Potter and
the Jacket of Wisdom
One day, while
cleaning out the Weasleys' attic, he finds a mysterious jacket. When anyone
puts it on, they instantly become a Descartes/Ptolemy/Einstein and a million
other successful thinkers of the world. But while they gain brainpower, they
become increasingly evil. Do Harry, Ron, Hermione and the rest of the Weasleys manage
to destroy the jacket and keep the world safe, or will the jacket prevail and
evil reign supreme?
Harry Potter and
the Computer Manual
Harry has a huge
problem-there's a computer manual in his wardrobe. The computer manual insists
that Explorer is the default internet browser, even though Dudley's computer is
a Macintosh. The computer manual also claims that Microsoft will rule the
earth, and that Bill Gates III is the queen. When Harry finally confronts the
horror in his wardrobe, will it brainwash him too?
Harry Potter and
the Cushion of Forgetfulness
Harry always made
a point to sit on a particular cushion in Divination. Now, his cushion is gone,
and a different one in its place. Does the fact that it's silver and green, has
a skull on it and various stains that look like blood have anything to do with
the strange blackouts Harry has whenever he sits on it?
Harry Potter and
the Pokémon League
Harry Potter
wakes up to find himself in a different universe. That is, there are strange
looking creatures scampering all over Hogwarts and the grounds, and everyone
seems to have a few as their pets. Then there are those little red and white
balls that most people have hanging off their belts. What's more disturbing,
anyone who had an owl in Harry's real world seems to have a little owl that
ticks and has only one leg. Are the owls bombs, or is it all just a
drug-induced dream?
Harry Potter and
the Suitcase of Doom
The Dursleys give
Harry a new suitcase. It's black, it has a hard case, and those little plastic
wheels which always come off. Whenever Harry's near it, he has a bad
feeling…not only about the suitcase, but the fact that there was a plane ticket
to Majorca in it…Will Harry go to Majorca, or will he go back to Hogwarts for
the new school year?
Harry Potter and
the Back to School Sales
When Harry goes
to Diagon Alley, he discovers that the whole of Hogwarts is there as well.
There's no room to even think, and the only way to move anywhere is to
crowd-surf. Does Harry get crushed in the mad rush of sabre-toothed tiger
mothers, or will he make it out alive?
A/N: Okay, this
may seem a little weird, but I need help. Someone didn't bother to leave any
identification on their review for the first bit of Order of the Phoenix, apart
from the startling fact that they knew my name. My friend vehemently denies it
was her, and I can say that not many people know who I am. (Unless they got an
email from me!) The other thing I know about them is that they don't know how
to spell or use caps. Expel and no caps on the I's and the beginning of
sentences, and they can't be bothered spelling probably properly (although I
just did then). So if anybody would like to own up, they're gonna get something
from me. A nice, big something. So get to it, and leave your email.