100 Letters of the Alpha-graph
A/N: I definitely don't have anything against Ron, so don't think I do.
Disclaimer: These characters (except me 'n Buttercup) belong to J. K. Rowling. I own nada.
'Twas a cold winter day. The two lovers sat by the fire. But that's another story.
Ron and Harry were happy.
"Yay!" they said.
"Why are you happy?" asked Hermione.
"Cuz the author owns nada!" they said. "We don't like her. J. K. Rowling is better."
"I heard that!" I said.
"So?" they said.
"So now I'm gonna put someone horrible in the story that you guys don't like."
"Giggle." said Hermione.
"Tee-hee." said I.
"Sob." said they. "Who?"
Just then, Voldemort appeared.
"Are you sure he didn't apperate?" asked Ron stupidly.
"Stupid is what you equal." said Hermione. "Because if I have told you once, I have told you 1,000 times."
"Then you didn't tell him once." offered Harry.
"You can't apperate onto Hogwarts grounds." said Hermione.
"Really? Neither can I." said Ron stupidly.
"Stupid is what you equal." said Hermione. "Because if I have told you once-"
"Wait a second!" said Voldemort. "Isn't anyone afraid of me?"
"No." said Harry. "So asta!"
"OK." said Voldie.
He left.
"Hey!" I said. "That ain't in the script bro."
"Well it is now. If you can put in that stupid thing about a cold winter day-"
"That was not stupid!" I said. "It was funny and you're just jealous!"
"Oh, yeah? Well..."
While Harry and I argue, why don't we go back to Ron and Hermione.
"- I've told you 1,000 times."
"Then you haven't told me 1,000 times." Ron offered.
"Voldie is weird!" Hermione finished.
"Wait a minute." said a turtle. "Doesn't anyone think I'm slow?"
"No." said Ron. "So bu-bye!"
"OK." said the turtle.
He left.
"Hey!" said Buttercup. "That ain't in Dela's script, bro."
"So?" said Ron.
"Am not!" said Harry.
"Am too!" said I.
"So she's gonna be mad at you." said Buttercup.
"Hey, Buttercup!" said me.
"Yeah?" said Buttercup.
"Come scare Harry, will ya?"
"Sure. Like totally! For sure! I just got a mani-"
"Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said Harry.
He left.
Ron followed suite.
"OK." said Hermione. "Now we can really talk. Girl power! Ok. Who's got the mash paper?"
"Pencils of the world.... unite!" said Winky.
Finis
A/N: I definitely don't have anything against Ron, so don't think I do.
Disclaimer: These characters (except me 'n Buttercup) belong to J. K. Rowling. I own nada.
'Twas a cold winter day. The two lovers sat by the fire. But that's another story.
Ron and Harry were happy.
"Yay!" they said.
"Why are you happy?" asked Hermione.
"Cuz the author owns nada!" they said. "We don't like her. J. K. Rowling is better."
"I heard that!" I said.
"So?" they said.
"So now I'm gonna put someone horrible in the story that you guys don't like."
"Giggle." said Hermione.
"Tee-hee." said I.
"Sob." said they. "Who?"
Just then, Voldemort appeared.
"Are you sure he didn't apperate?" asked Ron stupidly.
"Stupid is what you equal." said Hermione. "Because if I have told you once, I have told you 1,000 times."
"Then you didn't tell him once." offered Harry.
"You can't apperate onto Hogwarts grounds." said Hermione.
"Really? Neither can I." said Ron stupidly.
"Stupid is what you equal." said Hermione. "Because if I have told you once-"
"Wait a second!" said Voldemort. "Isn't anyone afraid of me?"
"No." said Harry. "So asta!"
"OK." said Voldie.
He left.
"Hey!" I said. "That ain't in the script bro."
"Well it is now. If you can put in that stupid thing about a cold winter day-"
"That was not stupid!" I said. "It was funny and you're just jealous!"
"Oh, yeah? Well..."
While Harry and I argue, why don't we go back to Ron and Hermione.
"- I've told you 1,000 times."
"Then you haven't told me 1,000 times." Ron offered.
"Voldie is weird!" Hermione finished.
"Wait a minute." said a turtle. "Doesn't anyone think I'm slow?"
"No." said Ron. "So bu-bye!"
"OK." said the turtle.
He left.
"Hey!" said Buttercup. "That ain't in Dela's script, bro."
"So?" said Ron.
"Am not!" said Harry.
"Am too!" said I.
"So she's gonna be mad at you." said Buttercup.
"Hey, Buttercup!" said me.
"Yeah?" said Buttercup.
"Come scare Harry, will ya?"
"Sure. Like totally! For sure! I just got a mani-"
"Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said Harry.
He left.
Ron followed suite.
"OK." said Hermione. "Now we can really talk. Girl power! Ok. Who's got the mash paper?"
"Pencils of the world.... unite!" said Winky.
Finis