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Once upon... a failed story
Chapter 1 Go to hell!
"Hey chicken wings, hurry the fuck up." Wolf O'Donnell the Knight looked over his shoulder armor to glare at his party member.
"Shut your trap one eye, I'm walking as fast as I can." Falco Lombardi the mage snapped back as he kept his eyes on the broken compass in his hand while trying to repair it with a screwdriver.
"Grr..." Wolf growled lowly and tapped his boots on the ground impatiently.
"How long do we have to walk before we get to the castle?"
"Hmm, probably as long as the list of bullshit you lie your ass off every time we end up with no money." Falco frowned as he walked by his party member.
"Stop being a smartass and get us there already." Wolf clicked his tongue in irritation.
"Maybe if you'd stop complaining fuckface, I might be able to fix the compass faster." Falco stopped to face Wolf.
The two exchanged sparking glares. Silence drew from the two as they mentally attacked the other.
"Go to hell!" They declare in unison before treading further into the forest.
A/N: Sorry that the chapter was short but we planned to make each chapter of this fanfic resemble something like a comic strip. Each chapter, hopefully, a hilarious clusterfuck of our heroes arguing and fighting.