Time to begin with another Fanfic, and it's another game show, last time it was Phineas and Ferb characters playing the Weakest Link, this time it's a Total Drama Character playing Identity, if you don't know what Identity is, it's a show hosted by the magician, Penn Jillette, where the contestant has to match 12 strangers to 12 identities, this version will be slightly different, the strangers will be 12 randomly selected cartoon and anime characters, other changes will be mentioned in the fic, let's get started.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Total Drama
Chris McLean entered the building.
"Welcome to Identity, I am your host, Chris McLean, in this game, one former Total Drama Contestant will have to match up 12 strangers to their personalities for a shot at winning $500,000, will they succeed? I don't know, let's bring out the contestant, it's Mr. Multiple Personality, it's MIKE!" said Chris
Everyone in the audience cheered as Mike entered and walked up to the podium.
"Hello Mike, nice to see you" said Chris
"Thanks Chris, great to be here" said Mike
"You already won Total Drama All Stars, do you think you could win this?" asked Chris
"It's possible, I hope I can go all the way" said Mike
"Well, so how this works, 12 strangers will appear on stage and it is your job to match them to their personalities, but before we bring them out, who have you brought with you?" asked Chris
"I've brought my 2 best friends, Cameron and Gwen, as well as my lovely girlfriend, Zoey" said Mike
"Alright then, Mike, let's waste no further time, bring out the strangers" said Chris
The 12 strangers walked on stage and stood at 12 podiums.
STRANGER 1: A middle aged woman with dark orange hair. Dressed in a yellow T-Shirt and brown capri pants.
STRANGER 2: A man with dark brown hair and blue eyes, dressed in a large white trenchcoat over dark coloured clothing.
STRANGER 3: Teenage girl with tanned skin, blue eyes, curvaceous body. Brown hair tied into a ponytail. Dressed in athletic shorts and a red tracksuit jacket over a white shirt.
STRANGER 4: Young boy, white and orange striped shirt, blue cargo shorts, abnormal shaped head with red spiky hair.
STRANGER 5: Short Blonde Haired Woman, light skin. Brown Business Suit with skirt.
STRANGER 6: Teenage Boy, White T-Shirt with red designs, blue jeans, black spiky hair.
STRANGER 7: Girl in mid teens with short Brown Hair tied into 2 pigtails, brown eyes. Red Shirt with long black sleeves & jean shorts.
STRANGER 8: Teenage boy with punkish appearance with dyed spiked hair and a lot of piercings and a goatee. White shirt with red grunge skull design under a white jacket with popped collar, black pants & white shoes with platform soles.
STRANGER 9: Teenage girl with short black hair tied into a ponytail held up by a green band. Purple lipstick. Black Choker necklace, black tanktop exposing her midriff. Black Striped Skirt with Green Crosshatch Design. Purple leggings and black combat boots.
STRANGER 10: Middle aged looking man with slicked back black hair, large chin, red Hawaiian shirt, blue jeans and brown shoes. Skinny.
STRANGER 11: Woman in about early 20s with long red hair, purple long sleeve shirt and skirt, pink leggings and light purple shoes, green scarf.
STRANGER 12: Middle aged looking man with black slicked back hair, large chin, blue business suit with American flag pin in lapel.
"Some interesting looking people, personally, I think number 9 would get along well with Gwen" said Mike
Stranger Number 9 and Gwen both chuckled.
"Yes, they are interesting looking people, but there are some even more interesting identities, these are the identities" said Chris
IDENTITIES:
News Anchor
Baseball Player
Former Pop Idol
Son of Paranormal Scientists
Swimming Pro
Inventor
61 Years Old
Has 5 Older Sisters
Vegetarian
Gaming Company C.E.O
CIA Agent
Wrestling Fanatic
"Wow, a dozen interesting individuals all around" said Mike
"Correct, from something as simple as just being a vegetarian to something as bizzare as being the son of paranormal scientists, now Mike, before we begin, I should let you know that you have three strikes in this game, you can guess 2 identities incorrectly, but get a third incorrect answer, and you go home with nothing" said Chris
"That might be difficult, there are several people here who look like they could fill out all these tropes" said Mike
"True, now, you also have 2 extra helps, your Tri-dentity Help will allow you to pick an identity and it will reduce it down to 3 suspects, one has the identity and the other 2 are selected randomly, your other help is to ask 3 experts for their opinions" said Chris
"Alright, that sounds fair" said Mike
"Now, before we begin, you can ask 3 strangers to say something about themselves, get to know them better and maybe help you figure out who they are" said Chris
"Alright, let's start with number 8" said Mike
"My name is Leon and my dream is to be a musician" said Stranger Number 8
"Alright, number...three" said Mike
"My name is Aoi and I'm from Japan" said Stranger Number 3
"And Number 12, let's learn about you" said Mike
"My name is Stan and I'm married with 2 kids" said Stranger Number 12
"Starts out simple, the first identity is worth $1,000, which one do you wanna solve first?" asked Chris
"I'm gonna go with an obvious one, I'm gonna say Son of Paranormal Scientists, and I'm gonna go with Number 4" said Mike
Mike pressed a button on his podium, the podium turned green, locking in Mike's answer.
"You say Stranger Number 4 is the Son of Paranormal Scientists, why?" asked Chris
"Well, he's too young to be a news anchor, former pop idol, swimming pro, inventor, gaming company C.E.O or a CIA Agent, that's half the options gone, that reduced it to 6, he's clearly not 61 years old, he doesn't look athletic so I don't think he's the baseball player, that leaves me with 4 options, he doesn't strike me as a wrestling fanatic, so that left me with 3, so I just picked one and I'm hoping for the best" said Mike
"Deductive reasoning, Number 4, Mike says you are the son of paranormal scientists, is that your identity?" asked Chris
The stranger paused.
"That is NOT my identity" said Stranger Number 4
STRIKES:
X O O
"Too bad Mike, Stranger Number 4 is not the son of paranormal scientists, that's one strike, but you can afford one more incorrect answer, pick another identity and we'll try again" said Chris
"That's okay, that's alright, that means, when I come back to him later, I'll have a choice of 2, should be easier, but I'll go with another identity for now, I kinda have my eye on number 7, but I'm gonna go with something that I think is pretty easy, I'm gonna pick CIA Agent. That's a cool job, and I'm gonna lock in that identity with Number 12, Stan, I'm gonna go with CIA Agent" said Mike
Mike locked in his answer. The audience cheered.
"Crowd likes that one, Number 12, sir, you said your name was Stan, Mike here thought that you might be the guy who might be the CIA Agent, is that your identity?" asked Chris
Stan paused.
"The Work of a Nation. The Centre of Intelligence. I am a CIA Agent!" said Stan
$1,000
"Well done, Mike, that's one correct answer, Stan is indeed a CIA Agent, you have $1,000, next one is for $5,000, 11 Strangers, 11 Identities left, which one do you wanna solve next?" asked Chris
"Alright, so, which one of you is a News Anchor, that's a good one" said Mike
"So what type of person would you believe to be a news anchor? What type of person are you looking for?" asked Chris
"Someone who probably looks professional and someone who doesn't look too young, Number 5 looks like she could be a news anchor, Number 7, looks like she's pretty good, not dressed like a news anchor, but she might have just wanted to dress casually tonight, Number 11 SHOULD be a news anchor, she'd get more people to watch the news..." said Mike
Everyone chuckled at Mike's joke.
"...I'm narrowing it down to 2 here, Number 5 and Number 7, Number 5 looks like she wants to be a news anchor, the sensible suit and the skirt, not a lot of makeup, I'm gonna go on a whim here, I'm gonna go with my gut and say Number 5 is a News Anchor" said Mike
Mike locked in his answer.
"Number 5, Mike says that your identity is being a News Anchor, for $5,000...is that your identity?" asked Chris
The Stranger paused.
"My name is Joyce Kinney and this just in, I'm an Anchor for Channel 5 News" said Stranger Number 5
$5,000
"Mike, you're doing good, you've got $5,000, next one is for $10,000, but the further you go, the tougher it gets, you still have your helps, you have 'Mistaken Identity', you get 3 identities wrong, you go home with nothing, you've gotten one wrong so far, you can afford one more mistake, you still have your 'Tri-dentity', so you can pick an identity and it will be narrowed down to 3 possible strangers, then you've got 'Ask the Experts' for their opinion, tonight we've got a Body Language Expert, we've got a Psychotherapist, and we've got a former Detective" said Chris
"Excellent" said Mike
"You can ask them about any identity, 10 strangers left, 10 identities left, what do you wanna solve next?" asked Chris
"I feel more confident now, I'm doing good, I feel calmer than when I started, I'm gonna go with 'Former Pop Idol'" said Mike
"And who are you considering for that?" asked Chris
"I'm considering Number 1, she looks like she could have had the look to be a Pop Idol when she was younger, no offense, she still looks good now, but not in the same way" said Mike
"Anyone else, do you think could be a former Pop Idol?" asked Chris
"Possibly Number 7 or Number 11, but it would have had to have been fairly recent, I highly doubt that it's Number 9, she looks like she hates that type of stuff" said Mike
"What are you gonna lock in?" asked Chris
"I'm going with Number 1 as my Former Pop Idol" said Mike
Mike locked in his answer.
"Number 1, Mike looked at you, thought you might be a Former Pop Idol, is that your identity? We'll find out after the break" said Chris
That does it for part one, incase any of you are curious, these are the suspects that Mike got right.
STRANGER 12: Stan Smith from American Dad
STRANGER 5: Joyce Kinney from Family Guy
See if you can match the Strangers to their Identities.
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