Yukari went to the local SHITCON, a place full of games, gadgets and large pillows with big anime tiddies on them.

She noticed a Guitar Hero stand somewhere in a corner.

"Umm, excuse me?" she started, "Can I play after you finish?"

"Hmm? Oh, sure." The guy who was playing at the time replied.

His skills were so shit that Yukari almost threw up. He played with only three colors and kept missing notes like a retard.

After he fucked up the song, he passed the plastic guitar to Yukari.

"Here you go." He said.

"Thanks."

Yukari played Metallica's Enter Sandman. Straight over to hard mode, with ALL FIVE COLORS, holy shit. She missed some notes but it was a total legit fucking play.

After that, some kid approached her.

"Excuse me?" he said, "Can I play after you finish?"

"No way, nigga." Yukari replied, "Get the fuck out of here, kid."

The kid ran away, crying, and Yukari popped some more Metallica songs, one after another. Then, some fucking retard came.

"Excuuuuuuuse mee?" He said, "Can I, mayhaps, perform one or two songs after you're finished, miss?"

"Uhh, can you not fucking see that I'm playing METALLICA'S ENTER SANDMAN FOR THE FIFTH TIME?!" Yukari shouted, "What are you, blind?!"

The guy ran away, and Yukari kept polishing her skills in Guitar Hero.

After three hours of playing, everyone at the convention was already sick of Metallica's Enter Sandman, as well as Yukari, so when she was playing the aforementioned song for the fiftieth time, some guys grabbed her from behind and fucked her in the ass. After that, they sprayed jizz all over her. Tons of semen, everywhere. Then they stuck the plastic guitar up her ass, as a way to say "Fuck you and your Guitar Hero".

But, when Yukari saw that she fucked up the song and only got 69 percent because of those guys, she went into rampage, and summoned ISIS. I'm not talking about her persona, I'm talking real ISIS, niggas.

She used her magical teleport abilities to summon terrorists to the convention, and they got rid of everything. Like, they bombed themselves and everyone died. Yukari survived, because the guitar that those guys stuck up her ass was filled with magic so powerful, that it made Yukari invincible. Holy shit.

THE END