Kingdom Hearts III

A Fan Fic. Written by the Fan Fic Phantom

Disclaimer: I do not own anything from Square-Enix or Walt Disney, or Touch Stone pictures, or twentieth Century Fox, or New Line Cinema, or Lucas Arts, or any crap from George Lucas, or DreamWorks.

CHAPTER ONE
The letter.

IT was late afternoon, the sun just barely setting. Sora and Riku were at their usual spot, on Destiny Islands, discussing their most recent adventure. "Say Riku…"

"Yeah?"

"Do you think we'll ever get married?" questioned Sora.

"You? I don't know… Me, on the other hand, well…"

"What do you mean?!?" growled Sora. Ever since they returned from The World That Never Was, Sora had had a temper problem. Suddenly, Kairi, the girl Sora loved and had a crush on (and Riku the same), came running towards them. "What's up?" Sora asked, putting his hand on her shoulder, and then moving it down her arm. Riku stared at him.

The girl held out her hand to the two, in it a bottle with a letter with the king's seal. "That's the king's seal!" Exclaimed both Riku, and Sora. Kairi opened the bottle, and handed the letter to Sora, they all read what it said:

"If you find this letter then give it to Sora, Riku, or Kairi… Unless of course you are Sora, Riku, or Kairi.

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Anyways, pay attention guys, because I'm only going to write this once. The Cornerstone of Light can do a bunch of crap, like take you back in time, make Illusions, show the past, present, and what can happen in the future… And cook really good hotdogs.

But that's not the point. Minney, my hot spanking wife and queen, was cooking me a corndog, when the Cornerstone suddenly gave her random vision. It does this often, and do you know what the vision was of?

She saw… New Worlds, full of Heartless, and new types of demons, and such. She saw creatures in slavery, and Pigs that have Triangles on their hands, she also CLAIMED to see another Keyblade bearer, but we know that's not true. (Chuckle, chuckle.)

Sora, Riku, or Kairi, or who ever is reading this letter when they're not supposed to, get ready. In three days…maybe five, I'm going to pick you up for another trip. And I do say this trip will be much longer, and dangerous, and sexy, than the other ones.

Your faithful servant/ Supreme ruler,

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KMM"

Sora looked at Kairi's face, and then at Riku's. And then he pulled out a mirror and looked at his own.

Kairi's face was worried; she loved any cute living thing. The thought of tortured creatures must have broken her heart, and she didn't want to go on another trip. She just got back; she wanted to be with Sora, but at the same time she wanted to be with Riku.

Riku had a face that spoke out "bring it on." He wasn't worried about anything happening. He knew it would come out in the end all perfect. That's how everything had always been for him. Especially when it came to his hair. And he planned it to stay that way.

Sora looked into the small mirror he pulled out of his pocket. He had received it from his mom as a welcome back gift. Sora's face looked how it always does. He was a little excited to go on another adventure. But, then again, he just got back from the one before this new one. And what would his parents think? Would they hate him? And what was that? Sora looked at his chin and saw a pimple. "Oh great," he said out loud.

"I'll say. This'll be fun," replied Riku.

"Fun? Is that what this is about? You want to have more fun!?! It doesn't sound fun at all! It's like that horror movie we were scared of in third grade!" Kairi interrupted Riku. She was frustrated, and didn't want to go.

"No, this is better," Riku smiled. That's right: he actually smiled!

"Oh, I can't believe it's on my face! I have to pop it!" shouted Sora, as he started making an attempt to pop the hideousness on his face.

"Sora… It's just a pimple," chuckled Riku. And, yes, he was laughing. He apparently was in a better mood, now that he could smell the salty air, and swim in the water, and be with all his friends.

"Got it!" exclaimed Sora. He showed them his face to confirm that his pimple had been annihilated.

"You're so gross," said Kairi, sticking her tongue out at Sora.

"Well, it's like five in the afternoon now. And my boat has a hole in it, so I have to swim back home. So I've gotta go," mumbled Riku walking away.

"Oh, we can ride together in the same boat home, Riku. Mine's a little big anyways," Kairi replied with a smile, following him.

Sora watched the two walk away, his jaw dropped. Kairi went with Riku! They were talking. Who knows what they were talking about…? They could be talking about Sora.

"So Riku, do you like me?"

"Of course, you're sexy. I love you, ever since I first laid eyes on you. I've wanted to kiss you."

Kairi blushed. Then she looked at Riku, him doing the same. She closed her eyes. And they started to make out!

"NOOOOOOO!" Shouted Sora, he was on his knees; he looked up at the sky. It was just his stupid imagination. "Thank goodness…" He thought. Riku and Kairi were both half way to the home island by now, so they didn't hear Sora scream.

Sora re-read the letter again, and again. "Chuckle, Chuckle? When we meet the king, I'm going to speak to him about writing properly." Sora thought. He got in his boat, shortly and went to the Island.

"I wonder what's for dinner," wondered Sora in his boat. Halfway toward the island, Sora realized something strange…He was in Riku's boat with a hole in it.

A/N: That's the first chapter of my incredible story, please R&R. I don't care if you flame me. Just don't go too far.