The man says to give the dude a brain and the cutie thing goes to the store… [AN: This part is a bit random… I just felt like it. :)]
"This is alll your fault Ralph!" Steven told his friend, Ralph. He was so angry at him right now. Ralph had developed some sort of power, but it was very annoying. He spat rainbows left, right and center. Some people found it pretty, but Steven found it irritating. Imagine being in the middle of a conversation with them and then they suddenly have rainbows coming out of there mouth.
"Why is it my stupid fault?" Ralph asked angrily. He didn't understand what caused his powers, so how could he have stopped them? Steven was meant to be his friend. He was meant to help Ralph, not yell at him.
"'Cause your the person spiting rainbows!" Steven stated.
"There's so many problems in the world and you complain about the rainbows! Wow you're stupid!" Steven was going red with anger now.
"Not!"
"Are!"
"Not!"
"You know what you need?" Ralph asked his friend.
"What?" Steven questioned.
"A pillow." Maybe if had a pillow he could sleep and sort out his motives. Really though, weren't starving people in Africa more important than him spitting rainbows?
"Why?"
"So you can be comfy."
"For what?" Steven looked more confused than angry now.
"A horse!" Ralph exclaimed in shock.
"Seriously." Steven had an annoyed look on his face. At least Ralph wasn't spitting rainbows.
"No dude, there's a horse in here!" Steven turned around and saw, to his surprise, a massive bay horse staring straight at him.
"Well I can throw this straw at it." Steven took the straw out of his drink. That horse was annoying him too.
"Here come Johnny Val John." Ralph was amazingly calm considering the Les Miserables characters had just come into a cafe.
"And the dude who screemed 24601."
"His name is Javert."
"They're from my favorite sequel!" exclaimed Steven.
"Now they're real. This is so awesome!"
"But if they're here where is de war of de frenchy going on?"
"Heh," Ralph shrugged. "who cares?"
The End
"So how is that Corset doing Johnny?" Ralph asked.
"Ralph! Do the Disclaimer already!" ILOVEMINNIE said. [I also love funny disclaimers] "And my name is not Johnny! He's over there!"
"Hi everyone. What's going on?" Asked Johnny.
"I was just going to do the disclaimer," Ralph told Johnny. ILOVEMINNIE started to bang her head on the wall.
"I'll do it." Johnny told him. "ILOVEMINNIE does not own any of the Les Miserables characters."
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