It was a beautiful morning. Well as beautiful as a 4:00am morning can be.
Yarchiru had been bored. She had been bored for 3 days due to a rainstorm. She hated being bored. But since the storm was over she could go out and finally play! She'd tryed to wake Kenny but he was out cold. More in a rush to get outside she ignored Baldy and Pretty boy.
Sneaking quietly out the 11th barracks compound, she began searching for a playmate that would be awake at this hour.
There was a faint light coming from the 12th Division barracks.
The only visible light in the morning...
She had found her Playmates! Yachiru launched herself towards the 12th's barracks with a mischievous smile on her face.
" Aaaagggghhhhnnnmmmmm" Unsuccessfully surpressing his yawn Mayuri got back to his early morning experiment. The amount of work in this experiment was almost sentimental. As sentimental it can be if profits was invaled.
There was something about working alone on a silent morning that just made him want to experiment in the soothing silence. Especially with his lazy assiantant asleep and out of his hair.
He was getting a little giddy about this one. He always got this way when he knew how close he was to completeing it and how much profit he'd get.
'Almost finished just have to let it cool for 0.57 seconds then add the carrot extract' said concotion was on his side table next to his computer. With its faithful lable "Concentraion elixer" One of those experiments that would make him rich!
A small shadow shifted quietly in the cavernous lab.
Here's the moment. Holding his breath as he louded the syringe with the extract.
The neddle just hovering over the tube and-
"Ugly man!" Yachiru said with childish enthusiasm. Along with latching onto Mayuri's head.
Bashing his head on the table. On his face. Hard.
"I'm bored Ugly man. Play with me! Play!" His face hit the table.
"Play!" Bang!Again.
"Play!" Face to table.
"Play!"Face. Pain. Skull.
"Play wiiithh mmeeee!" Pain. Face. Skull. Ears ringing.
Collecting himself enough while she wined his ear off. " GET! OFF! MY! HEEEAADDDD!" The yelling echoed.
He felt her weight drop behind him, turning to see a bouncing and giggling Yachiru. "Go away brat. I don't have time for you. Take this candy and go away!" Mayuri said yelling while shoving the bag, with her name on it, into her claws,hands.
At the prospect of candy in her hands, she would have as per usual , would have walked away to all but consume it, but, Kenny had been teaching her manners and one of those was to thank those who gave her stuff or candy.
She threw herself to hug him but aimed for his head. "Thanks Ugly man!" Her grip loosened on the candy which all but launched itself from her enthusiastic hug. Her candy hit the concoction and the many other chemical beakers. Spilling much of the chemicals over his computer. Which exploded. In their faces.
The explosion rocked the 12th division for a instant.
Mayuri was out cold and his hat and captians rodes were smodering with the wall behind him that had his impression on it. The wall was also blackened with soot.
Yachiru lept right back up from a pile of rubble. Giggling as she did. "That was fun!" With a soot covered face at that.
She looked around for the candy bag. She knew it was still around. Fliging over a chunk of burnt wood, covered in glass and a greenish-gray liquid was the candy. Shruging, she just dusted off the glass and picked up the bag. Securing the bad on her shred rodes, skiped merryly out of the barracks back to the 11th getting lost like she aways did right into the sunset.
Mayuri's mouth had begun to foam.
After hearing the explosion Nemu came to see if her father was ok. She found him lying down on the ground belly first. It was almost comical seeing him foaming at the mouth smoldering. Deciding it was better to put out the smoldering she grabed a fire extingisher and sprayed it all over him.
He woke up with she started spraying his head."Aghh !"
Doing as order Nemu stoped and waited for further orders.
"You idoitatic buffon I'm..going...to..." Finially standing after he got the foam out of his eyes, looked at the destruction done to his lab. From what he saw he could only see seething red and was out the door screeming bloody murder. Which was exactly what he wanted.
"YOU!GANA!DIE!BRRRAATTTTT!" his powerful yell echoing to even Hueco Mundo. Aizen turned his head.
Nemu just stared at the scene. After a moments thought she got to work repairing and cleaning the lab. After all he'd be more angery if he came back to a still destoried lab. She didn't want to get beat after all.
She was lost again. She thought the 11th division barracks was that way. This place can get so confusing at times. Mayuri found her while she was wondering. He made his 'displeasure' known in many ways and colorful words.
"Come here you little destructive brat, SO I CAN TEAR YOU APART!" O the slow agonizing torture he had in mind for her would be so slow and painful there would be a new level to add to his book of torture. A 5 valume book. Now on sale!
Yachiru ignoring the spirtual pressure and the restu flairs, just stuck her tounge out and ran thinking it all a fun game of 'tag'.
'This is gana be fun!' Yachiru thought with much glee.
The time was currently 5:30am for a white,tinted blue, haired wielder of the most powerful ice-element zanpakuto who grogglely woke up neatly washing, dressing, and eating breakfeast began his trek to his office.
The sun had yet to rise but he felt the nice cool air with the smell of dampness of the last three days. Yes all was right in the world on the calm morn. Finally ariving to his office door. Slid it across.
Everything in the room was either crush,burnt,choped, or had a stab wound with the few expections of his desk,his coach (with Rangiku sleeping off a hangover), and the mountain of paper work.
He stared. He stared hard. He stared the stare of such emotionlessness that it was if all the worlds joys were riped out of him. In his head a hydrogren bomb impoled with spectacular thoughts of murder, misery, and confusion ran threw his head. One thought spoke louder then others.
'My office has been destoryed. They destoryed my office yet they don't even have the damn decency to destory the paper work.' The a loud sigh escaped his lips as he went, sat down at his table and began his paper work. He promised himself this after the paper was done, and he found out who did this someone was going to be skinned, frozen, and choped to small tiny bits. " MATSUMOTO! Wake up and get someone to clean this office!" The lieutenant only groaned waving him off making sparing comment about a draft. Said source was to holes that looked like a little girl in a jump of joy and the second larger hole looked like a wide, wierd hat, wearing person hold his sword for a over head strike.
Yachiru was sad. She wanted to have ran around some more with Ugly man but he gave up. It must have been the wall that got him to stop especially crashing into it when he almost caught her or was it because Kenny was near? O well. He did promise to play with her afterwards though in different words. ""I WILL HAVE my revenge you litt-" The rest seemed muffled from the distance and buildings.
"Where you've been brat and why are ya covered in shit?" Zaraki asked gruffly.
"I was out playing Kenny!" She exclaimed in a squeal.
"Well get cleaned up, can't have a filth covered brat walking around. Especially when were going out for breakfest." He also quietly remebered that he was thre- sweetly remined by Captian Unohara to make sure Yachiru took regular baths. He swore there was a wedding ring somewhere on his hand that day. He obey'd nether the less, he would not risk his manhound over something as trival as cleaning.
Nodding happily to Kenny, she sped off to her room to get cleaned and changed. While in route she thought of a saying that Braidy Lady said to her 'A clean person is a happy person.' or something like that.
Kenpachi walked over to the gate of his division for the little squit ball.
A good 12 minutes later.
Yachiru came out looking fresh and new. Running up to her spot on Kenpachi's right shoulder, giggling all the way.
"Ready kid?" he asked
"Yup." came the happy reply
Kenpachi stood there for a moment staring at his barracks.
Kenpachi then sneezed. Then his barracks blew up. In a large explosion.
His 3rd seat landed to his right into the gate wall. Said 3rd seat was lying face into pavement burnt and smoking as well as unconscious. His 5th seat was on fire. His hair was on fire to be exact and very much awake. "MY HAIR! MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR! WHHHYYY!WHHHHYYY!" He was running around like a headless chicken before remebering stop,drop, and roll. There was sharp, pointy, and burnt objects on the ground that he rolled over. Cries of pain and lost beauty insued.
Kenpachi stared.
"The heck?" Blinking, he stood there before shruging.
"Must have left the heater on..." Mumbling as he walked away from the scene with his giggling daughter to breakfest.
"Eh I'll deal with it later."