link sat alone in the public hot springs under a full moon , stars shined wonderfully above him raising his hand towards them...its as if they were close to his fingertips ...yet so far out of reach so he thought.. navi sits on top of the fence peeking at link in a perverted attempt to catch a glimpse of his..sword ...yes his big master sword ..hahah..when ganon slides open the door in a towel showing off his twelve pack and long shlong that swayed a little as he walked humming ever so softly the song of the lost woods getting adjusted to the spring for a moment before soaking himself as well . across from him link thought the tune was pretty catchy deciding to hum along with him ...though it only got him a nasty glare from the evil man making it turn into a competition to see just who would be allowed to hum at all .
ganon began to hum it louder only to have a bucket thrown at his adams apple making him stop to wheeze for a minute looking around to see that link had thrown it at him . link continued to hum on .
oh so this is how its going down then ? ok lets throw down blondie ! ganon thought to himself grabbing a bar of soap near by . he got up raising his leg before delivering a massive fastball that caught on purple fire heading towards link with wrappid speed hitting him in the boob leaving a giant bruise . link held himself sinking down into the water a little "nhnt ow " he muttered while watching the red head take the tune from where it had left off after clearing his throat sitting back into the spring . link struggled to the side of the bath leaning over the edge taking a sitting stool flinging it at ganon's big dumb forehead making him let out a gahh holding onto it . he quickly looked over as link had his index finger ready waving it at ganon "tsk tsk tsk ".said the blonde with an aggravating wink .
ganon popped a blood vessel getting worked up over that guys attitude getting out of the water once more picking up the pace in his humming ripping out the fence from the floor in a menacing manner . the woman on the other side fled screaming in towels as ganon raised the giant wooden wall farther over his head towering down at link with a shadow letting out a battle cry . links eyes widened standing up with navi staring at that legendary sword and without warning ganon slammed the fence down on links face . he looked around and sat back in the water humming the lost woods alone now with his enemy link rising to the surface face down with his fanny slowly rising above the water . navi suddenly began to process what had happened saying way too late watch out befor having soap thrown at her too .
later on link is sitting on the outside of the bath washing himself in silence as ganon is humming the lost woods melody alone happily soaking in the spring. the two men give each other the stink eye covered in bruises. with the manager fixing the wall giving both of them the stink eye .
end .