Chouko: This was Bonnie's idea. Clemont did not agree to any of this, and I hope he doesn't sue.

Bonnie: Hi! This is Clemont! I think you'd like him!

Chouko: NO.

Clemont: Bonnie! Stop this!

Chouko: Do not torture ME.

Bonnie: why is your text in bold? *pouts*

Chouko: Because I said so. (I handle kids so well *sarcastic laugh*)

Bonnie: YAAY! Happy, happy BONNIE!

Chouko: GET THIS OVER WITH.


Clemont: umm… hello?

Bonnie: Hi! This is Clemont!

(Bonnie pushes Clemont towards computer.)

B: He's very smart and great with technology!

C: t-thanks!

B: Would you like him?

C: Bonnie! Stop this! This is—

B: its fine, Clemont! Someone will like you!

C: Bonnie!

(Clemont acquires a permablush.)

B: He is really, really nice! And luckily for you, he can't run far!

(Clemont cries. *waah*)

B: Come get him!

C: uhh…?!

(Clemont slowly runs out…)

B: WE NEED TO FIND YOU A WIFE!

(Bonnie follows Clemont.)


Good riddance, LOL. Contact Bonnie in Kalos if you really want Clemont