Journal of My Brother's Secrets

by Angel of Death and Deceit

Gaz decides to snoop through her closet. Interested and intrigued, she continues to dig deeper to find more of Dib's embarrassing secrets. After all, everyone has things they look at and do when no one's around. Most, if not all, of the chapters will be pretty short, sorry. Rated T because I'm a bit paranoid and crap.

1. Introduction

Author's Note: Yeah. I...just got this idea and stuff, and I just had to write dis.

My name is Gazlene Membrane. It's a pretty stupid name, but whatever. Although I have one question...

What isn't stupid?

Now, at first, you might think I asked a rhetorical question. But I assure you, I didn't. There are some things that are too interesting to be stupid. Like my brother Dib. Yeah, you heard me.

Actually, what happened was, I got bored. Bored beyond any means even imaginable. So naturally, I resorted to drastic measures.

Stalking my brother.

I'm finding so many different things out about him that I never even would have even used to joke with. If you dig deep enough, you will find out things you will regret knowing, but it will be worth it when you find some awesome blackmailing material.

This is a journal of what I've found and how I found it all. Enjoy it, I guess.