Me: In my first fanfiction, i wanna make it interesting, so i will make mutiple choices for you to pick, First 5 that agrees on an option wins, and i know you pick your own name in skyrim but i can't think of one the first one to give a name in the reviews has the name in the fanfiction

Mirrak: So this is your first fanfiction, i bet 20,000 dragon souls that it won't finish 5 chapters within 3 weeks.

Me: DEAL!

Mirrak: What happens when he finds out i only got 10.

Me: What was that?

Mirrak: NOTHING!

Me: By the way this doesn't count as a chapter.

Mirrak: (Ok i got less than 3 weeks to get 20,000 dragon souls... but how?)

Somewhere else

Alduin: DOVAHKIIN I WILL KILL YOUUUUUUUU

Dragonborn: ... bahahaHahAHAHAHAHAHA!

Me: SHUT UP ALREADY!