A/N: I wanted to have a bit of fun with a series of one shots and I figured that lists were the only way I could possibly be funny and serious at one time. Here is list #1
One note: numbers 1-30 on this list were taken from the profile of a reviewer of mine, crazyobsessedtwilightfan I don't want people reveiwing me and getting all huffy because I stole this from their profile or anything. I like to read profiles, saw this list, and had the bright idea for this story.
57 Life Lessons Twilight Has Taught Us
1: You can enjoy the bouquet even though you resist the wine
2: The future is not set in stone
3: Men are crabby when they're hungry
4: Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear
5: True love knows no boundaries
6: Some people are just danger magnets
7: Even eternal enemies can band together to save something they love
8: Forget the fangs, real vampires sparkle!
9: Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them
10: Porsche 911 Turbos make great bribes
11: Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day
12: Snow just means it's too cold for rain
13: Family is about more than just blood
14: What's worth doing is worth over-doing
15: Loosing your temper can be a hair- raising thing
16: "Vegetarian" has many meanings
17: Even monsters have humanity
18: There are exceptions to every rule
19: Always verify bad news before doing something stupid
20: Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy
21: Love means you're willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's
22: Cold hands Warm heart
23: Not breathing is uncomfortable
24: Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair
25: Romeo was an idiot
26: Twilight is the safest and saddest time of day
27: Extreme sports should not be attempted alone
28: Life is worth very little without someone to share it with
29: Space heaters can be very annoying
30: Love can make even the most miserable places paradise
31: Don't assume a marriage proposal is a joke
32: It is possible to be in love with two people at once
33: Don't judge a book by it's cover
34: You shouldn't be affected by territorial disputes between mythical creatures
35: Never lead a friend on
36: A clean break is impossible
37: Pizza tastes like dirt
38: Rusty red trucks are reliable
39: Your own eyes never lie
40: Making decisions is the painful part, following them is not
41: It is very possible that your best friend is in love with you
42: Don't drive while you're intoxicated by someone's presence
43: Baseball is for everyone
44: Being able to read minds isn't all it's cracked up to be
45: Some people can develop a conscience with no outside help at all
46: People with big muscles aren't always scary
47: Beautiful people aren't necessarily happy
48: Find a special place where you can go on sunny days
49: Skipping biology on Blood-Typing day isn't a bad idea
50: Blushing makes you beautiful
51: Ghost stories can turn out to be true
52: Love conquers all
53: Tragedy brings enemies together
54: Never look back
55: Sometimes people don't see themselves clearly
56: Friendship comes from unexpected places
57: Never kiss someone while hooked up to a heart monitor
A/N: Please note that every list I post is ongoing and will be added to every time I get a good idea from a reviewer or think of something else to add. the list will extend IN IT'S ORIGINAL CHAPTER. I cannot stress that enough. If a new chapter is post, IT IS A WHOLE NEW LIST!
Thank You!
Your Lister,
Tuey