Spin the Bottle
By Hermione Potter
A/n: this is a purely stupid fic I do not expect to get rave reviews but I couldn't help writing this short thing so review and remember: If you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all- Thumper or his daddy (or was it Flower…).
Harry, Hermione and Ron were in their seventh and final year at Hogwarts and Voldemort was more powerful than ever. One evening the Fat Lady mysteriously disappeared from her frame and she wasn't anywhere else in the castle. So Dumbledore ordered all Gryffindors down to the Great Hall for the night. All the students scampered into their scarlet sleeping bags but seeing as it was only 8:30 nobody slept.
"Let's play spin the bottle!" an anonymous voice cried out.
Since nobody had any better ideas Hermione transfigured a shoelace into a bottle. Everyone crowded around watching in excitement as Dennis Creevy reached forward to spin it. When it landed on his best (girl) friend he tried to weasel out but Hermione had fixed it so that who ever it landed on was rooted into place and the spinner was forced to kiss them. So around and around the bottle went forcing people to kiss their best friends and worst enemies. When finally it was Hermione's turn she leaned forward to spin and as soon as the bottle was in motion there was a reallllllly big boom. Oh no! It is the evil Moldie Voldie ---Hey I resent that!
Shaddap this is my story I can call you what ever I want!! Yes mam--- here to send us all to meet our maker!Everyone scrambled but the bottle kept spinning. Harry and Voldemort --- Thank You--- circled each other wands out. Suddenly the bottle stopped. It was on Voldemort! So the evil dark lord was rooted into place as Hermione was forced over to him shuddering the whole way. As soon as their lips met there was a(nother) big boom and Voldemort poofed out of existence for ever and ever.
Epilogue
Hermione was given a big award thingie for defeating the dark lord. She and Harry got married and made a whole bunch of evil wizard defeaters. The whole wizarding world couldn't believe it the bad guy was defeated with an act of affection---Hey I had a very traumatic childhood!
Uh huh sure--- and everyone lived happily ever after.Disclaimer: I own nothing.