Disclaimer: I do not own Ed, Edd, and Eddy or Sleepaway Camp. Those are the property of Cartoon Network and Double Helix Films
Chapter 1: SLEEPAWAY
"What do you mean I have to go to camp?" Eddy yelled at his mother over the phone.
"The whole neighborhood is going," His mother said in a nauseatingly fake cheery voice. You won't be the only one there. Sarah, Ed, Eddward, Naz, Jimmy, Kevin, those Kanker girls, and Rolph are all going."
Eddy kicked his nightstand, infuriated. "BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE TO GO!" He screamed. "What idiot goes to a summer camp when they're 16 years old?"
Eddy's mother, annoyed at her sons temper, replied into the phone, "The kind of idiot who gets expelled from school for blowing up the Science lab 342 times."
Eddy fumed but tried to keep his cool. He failed miserably. "Fuck you mom. I'm going to camp and I'm probably not coming back." He slammed the phone back down, then plopping down on his circular bed.
"Ugh. It's like she fucking hates me. I mean I'm 16 years old. I shouldn't be going to camp. I should be a counselor at the camp. Maybe I and Double D can find some idiots to scam..." He finished that thought with a smile. He relaxed instantly, trying to fall asleep, but was jolted out of bed by a shrill horn. "Damn camp bus," He muttered under his breath.
He threw some clothes into a bag by his bed and opened his sliding glass door. He stared out and saw the bus, all yellow with the words "Camp New Horizons" Painted in black colors.
A horn honked and a cheery female voice, "Come on camper! We have to get to camp soon or Uncle John--Eh—Herman--Eh who's the owner of this camp?"
A bored female voice said "Jeffrey Dahmer." The driver yelled out the window, "Before Jeffrey Dahmer gets mad."
Eddy heard snickering from inside the bus.
"You gotta be kidding me," He said, smiling and running to the bus. He climbed up the steps and flashed his best smile at the naïve bus driver, who greeted back with a warm smile. He walked down the aisle, but Kevin shot his foot out, causing Eddy to trip over said foot.
The bus driver looked back and yelled at Kevin, "Hey! That wasn't very nice! If I catch you doing that while you're at camp I'm sending you straight home!"
Kevin sneered, "Yeah. Whatever." He glanced down at Eddy, "Get off my foot dork." Eddy stuck his middle finger up at him.
Eddy got up and walked to the back of the bus, plopping down next to Edd. "Greetings Eddy," Edd cheerily exerted.
"Save it Sockhead. I've got a headache." Edd clicked his tongue and reached into his duffel bag and pulled out some Tylenol.
"Here, this'll make it all better," He said in a motherly tone.
Eddy grumbled and took the pill. He then leaned back and listened to the bus rumble on out of the cul-de-sac and out of Peach Creek.
"Welcome to Happiness; population, everyone but me." Eddy spat out bitterly.