Don't take this story serious.
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Between hormonal teenaged boys playing basketball, conversations can get a little dirty. Okay a lot of dirty. From deciding Momoi-san and Kagami's teacher's measurements to wondering if Hyuga tap Aida-san yet.
There was an 85% chance that he didn't.
It's just what guys do. Of course they were not stupid enough to do it in front of the girls that was just suicidal. But it was on such a day where all the teams met up to play street basketball.
It was hot, they were antsy and they wanted to let off some steam.
Aomine and Kagami was already deep into their own game. Ignoring everyone else. Midorima and Takao was having a rematch against Akashi while everyone else did their own thing.
At noon they took a break; eating lunch from the many food stalls around the park. They were talking, holding different conversations at once, some talking over others when it turned dirty.
Of course Takao started, but this time instead of Midorima being his target, which tsundere would look away while blushing, not answering; what was he a girl? This time his target was the phantom man of Seirin.
"Are you a boob, ass or leg man Kuroko?"
Conversation stopped as all the boys turned to look at Kuroko, curious about his answer.
Kuroko was another one who never answers questions. (Akashi was one, but no one in their right mind would ask him anything personal like that. Beside they think he's asexual). He either dodged the questions or stared at them impassively.
Takao wasn't really expecting an answer, in fact he was expecting to get stared down, and so he almost fell on the floor when the phantom actually answered.
"I like ass." He answered bluntly.
Takao had to bite his lips to keep from laughing. The way he answered, everyone face as they stared at they stared at the phantom was priceless!
"I… really wasn't expecting that one." Kagami said, giving his partner a speculating look.
"Yeah, I kinda see Kuro-chin as a boob person." Murasakibara said, coming up for air from stuffing his face with the massive pile of food he bought.
Some agreed with the giant's assumptions while others thought he was just asexual. Though with Momoi hanging around him all the time waving her boobs in his face and he never gave her the time of the day should've been a hint.
"Why do you like ass so much?" Aomine asked.
Mischief danced in the phantom's eyes which should've been a blue.
"When they're a certain size, they look like basket balls."
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