Sayains celebrating earth holidays

Chapter 1

It was Vegeta's first christmas on earth and well he was in his usual bad mood. Bulma was making him do the Christmas shopping but Vegeta didn't get why he would have to buy gifts it's just a silly celebration, so he headed out to the store mirsable complaining to himself. why me? he said many times, well if I got to go to the store I might as well bring Kakarot along that way he can be misrable with me, thought Vegeta, as he walked along until he got to Goku's house and he saw Chi-Chi yelling Goku I told you 5 hrs ago to get the christmas shopping done, well Chi-Chi you see I was so busy training I forgot. grr said Chi-Chi you always do, you won't ruin christmas again. Vegeta was like Kakarot come with me. Chi-Chi said no way he is going with you all you two do is train. But Chi-Chi said Vegeta I got to do Christmas shopping to. Chi-Chi then said fine I'll let him go but you are respondable for him.

They decideed flying to the store would be fastest and Vegeta and Goku would rather be training instead. They arrived at the store and Goku was already acting like a fool. He saw a gaint gingerbread cookie and took a bite out of it and said hey Vegeta this taste like cardboard. Vegeta looked at Goku and said that's because it is and stop eating it. ok said Goku smiling. They went into the first store and looked around Vegeta told Goku to stay close as it was a big mall but well it was Goku after all, so he really didn't listen, Vegeta kept looking and found something for Trunks first it was a pet rock, meanwhile Goku accidently left that store and went into another store.

Goku hadn't realized he was no longer with Vegeta. Goku found a present for Goten it was a baseball, and bat. after Goku got that he realized Vegeta wasn't near him, and he was yelling Vegeta, Vegeta as loud as he could, which got everyone looking and he began to cry and that's when a store sercurity guard said Don't worry little boy well find your daddy. The guard took Goku to the mall playpen where they put all lost kids until parents get them but Goku was an adult but he acted like a kid so for his own saftey they keep him there, well they got on the intercom and said well the parent of Goku please come to the front desk in the play area. when Vegeta heard that he was like no he didn't.

Vegeta went to the front desk right away and said you have Goku? Why yes we do are you his dad? said the guard. Yes said Vegeta I am I told him to stay close but you see he is really special and is not really smart. Yes he is special said the guard you can take him back just watch him more carefully said the guard. They went back to shopping but first they stopped in the bathroom so Vegeta could yell at Goku. Vegeta was very mad kakarot this was so embrassing I swear you are such a child and to think I had to lie and say I was your dad. Don't be upset Vegeta no one will remember this. Vegeta was like oh really I will, and after shopping I will fight you Kakarot.

Ok said Goku sounds fair.

They went back to shopping and Goku saw a really pretty ring he would like to get for Chi-Chi but Chi-Chi only gave him $100 for gifts and the ring was $500 so Goku did the unthinkable he grabbed the ring and stuck it in Vegeta's pants pocket without Vegeta seeing.

They contuine shopping but then Goku saw Santa and he was like Vegeta I want to sit on santa's lap, Vegeta just looked at him and shook his head and said well go ahead I want no part in that, a grown guy sitting on santa's lap just looked silly after all sitting on santa's lap was a child's thing.

Goku was next in line and santa told him to come up and sit and he was like oh my we got such a big boy, Have you been good this year? asked santa. Yes I have said Goku, ok then little boy what do you want for Christmas. A dolly. Vegeta by this point was on the floor laughing and then got up and said to himself does kakarot have no saiyan pride which he knew the answer but he thought Kakarot was better then that.

Goku even had his picture taken with santa, one of santa elfs asked Vegeta if he would like to see santa after all it was christmas time and santa had no age limits and Vegeta was like no way besides I knew what I am getting anyway it begins with a C and ends with an L, and Goku shout you mean Coal Vegeta as loud as he could which really got people looking at them.

The elf handed both Goku and Vegeta a candy cane each. They went about the rest of there shopping, by this time Vegeta was so mad he wouldn't talk to Goku. Vegeta are we done yet I am hungry said Goku. Your always hungry, said Vegeta but I guess we should get something to eat we still have 2hrs more of shopping, so they went to the food court Vegeta said he would pay for the food since Bulma gave him extra cash, Goku was allowed to get anything he wanted, so he ordered a corndog, pigs in a blanket, pizza, hambuger and a mega size cup of pop, Vegeta ordered pizza to he happen to love that, fries, and a small cup of pop, and Vegeta said Kakarot don't drink that all at once. They finished there food and Goku had finished the soda and they contuined shopping and went to the next floor by elevator and Goku was jumping around and Vegeta yelled Stop that now, but I can't whined Goku I need to use the restroom now, Vegeta was like ugh well we are in an elevator you'll have to wait until we stop, But Vegeta I don't think I can wait said Goku. Well you have to and finally they stopped but Goku was like Vegeta I don't need to go now, Vegeta thought ok werid but then realized Kakarot's pants were wet and he like Kakarot!, Vegeta went and bought Goku new clothes and told him to change and never do that again. They went about more shopping and finally they were done and heading out the door but the alarm went off and a guard come and check there receipts everything looks ok but please put your shopping bags down and walk through again, Goku went though fine, but Vegeta set off the alarm. Well what do we have here asked the guard checking his pocket ''oh a ring thought you would steal that without paying I don't think so I am calling the cops''. Vegeta was like I didn't steal it!, I don't know how that got in my pocket. That's what they all say said the guard. Goku was like oh Vegeta you been a bad bad boy, I better call Bulma now pretty sure I will need her to get me home. Meanwhile the cops came and told Vegeta your under arrest for theft, and he was read his rights and took into a waiting police car. Goku asked to borrrow a phone and he was given a cell phone and he called Bulma. who's this? she asked. It's Goku oh so have you boys got the shopping done? yes said Goku but there's a problem Vegeta got caught stealing and I need a ride home. Bluma was shocked by the news but she told Goku she would pick him up in five mins, then deal with whatever mess Vegeta got himself in.

Bulma arrived to pick up Goku and get him home before Chi-Chi got worried, Chi-Chi was waiting outside and was happy to see Goku had did the shopping and saw Goku frowning. What's wrong she asked. Well Vegeta shoppedlifted, I thought he changed. Chi-Chi said well I am not surprised how about we go inside I made you a lovely dinner inside. So they went inside and had dinner.

Bulma headed to the jail to talk to the officer who arrested Vegeta, so may I speak to my husband please she asked?

I guess said the officer he does have alot of explaining to do.

Vegeta why did you do that? asked Bulma?

I didn't steal that ring! I don't know how it got in my pocket said Vegeta who was crying.

Ok said Bulma sadly and left.

Bulma went back to the officer and asked how much is his bond? Well since he stole a ring worth $500 I got to keep him here without bond if it was something minor like under $50 then we would give him a bond.

So how long will he be in jail? asked Bulma. It depends on what the judge says in the morning.

Goodnight Vegeta said Bulma.

Vegeta was then hand his dinner which was aweful a piece of bread and some kind of odd looking meat and a cup of water. Is this all I get said Vegeta. The officer was like what do you think this is a fancy hotel? well it's not get use to it inmate.

Lights out in 5 mins hurry up and finish eating yelled a guard.

Vegeta hated it in jail but before lights out the guards brought in another guy, and put him into Vegeta cell.

What you in for he asked for Vegeta? stealing a ring that I didn't steal. so why you here ?asked Vegeta. oh I stole I cop car.

However I done that many times and lots more been coming here since I was a teen for my crimes he said smiling.

Oh wait a sec I know you he said.

Vegeta looked confused.

Dad don't you remember me?

Vegeta had just let his first son leave home about a year ago, Vegeta had a son before Trunks.

Well Josh I see your up to trouble again said Vegeta.

You know me well dad said Josh.

Well seems I get the bad behavior from you dad said Josh.

Vegeta was like I didn't steal that ring!

Of Course you didn't that what we all say said Josh.

Shut up! lights out! said one of the guard.

Vegeta thought I better be free in the morning.

Next morning they got on the jail bus and head to court.

The Judge called Josh to the stand.

What's up jugdey? said Josh

For the last time Josh it's Judge Lawson not Jugdey!

Well let's see stole police car yet again 6 months in jail said the Judge.

Vegeta said the judge come up here let's see oh your related to Josh same last name, hmm stealing a ring and saying you didn't and you have never commit a crime but so this steal thing doesn't happen again 12 months in jail said the judge.

Bulma was shocked so was Trunks who was with her and he said mom, I know dad wouldn't do that he didn't steal that ring.

They were brought back to the jail and Christmas was 2 days away.

Goku even came to visit them.

It was Christmas eve in the jail and the guards were telling inmates santa will be on your his way with a load of coal for you all.

Soon the guards heard what sounded like jingle bells but it was only noon.

HoHo said santa, I need to show you a video I even brought along the judge.

They looked at the video and saw Vegeta shopping and saw someone else put that ring in Vegeta's pocket.

Vegeta was then let out of the cell and shown the video and he was like that's Kakarot.

Well we better go arrest him your free to go now said the officer.

Santa then said after what you went though your not getting coal Vegeta but Goku is alot of it.

Good said Vegeta happy as Bulma came to pick him up.

Meanwhile Goku was being arrest and Chi-Chi was like Goku!

He was then tooken to jail.