"Sir, we have a new inmate", Jared looked at the Warden. The warden said nothing, then looked at Jared. "Oh, who is it?! I'm dying to know!", the warden said as he smiled. "His name is Sly Cooper, a thief from France who Inspector Fox could never catch!", Jared said without hesitation. The Warden remembered the one thing about Sly that made him jealous. "Ah, the glimmering sheen of Sly's hair, I was jealous of him because of it. Jared! Bring Sly to me immediately!", The Warden said with a smile. Jared ran off to find Jailbot. "Soon, Sly, your precious locks of hair will be snipped!", The Warden mumbled to himself as he sighed happily.
Jared finally caught up to jailbot and asked him to bring Sly to the Warden. Jailbot obeyed and and sent Sly to the Warden's office. As the chair turned around, all Sly could see was the warden grinning shamelessly and happily. "Ah, Sly Cooper! My fuzzy-wuzzy little friend! I have been expecting you, you're just in time for your haircut!", The Warden said with a devilish grin. "WHAT?!?", Sly yelled out.
The Warden tied Sly to the chair behind the desk and put a towel around his neck. "Don't worry...your hair will be nicely clipped once I'm done", The Warden said as all he could think about was Sly's cozy hair. Sly looked at the warden with sweat dripping down his brow. "Oh, is that a bit of sweat I see upon your brow?", The Warden looked at Sly sweating. But things didn't stay that way for long as the Warden turned the clippers on. He started to sing a lullaby as he shaved Sly.
"Rock-a-bye Cooper, time for your snip, soon all your hair will be nicely clipped, I know it will be over real quick, rock-a-bye Cooper, time for your snip", the Warden kept singing. Sly felt the vibrating of the clippers against his head as he shivered with guilty shame. The Warden kept shaving Sly's hair. Oh, how his brow dripped with sweat as the shave continued to hypnotize the Warden.
Sly cried and sobbed, but no matter what, The Warden kept shaving him down.
Part two coming later