Really bad sugar fic. (I'd call it a crack fic but I like SUGAR!!!!! Bwahaha!)
Snape: Why do I protect Harry?
Snape: Because he's Lily's son.
Snape: But the only thing he has in common with Lily is his eyes.
Snape: The rest of him is like James Potter EWW!
Snape: So only his eyes are worth saving.
Harry walks up.
Snape: Avada Kadavra!
Harry dies.
Snape: Accio eyeballs!
Harry's eyeballs come flying towards Snape.
Snape puts Harry's eyeballs in a jar.
Snape: Haha, now I have the only part of Harry worth saving and can keep them safe forever!!! HAHAHA
The end! HAHA!!!
Crack Fic! Ha!!!
Review before Books4evah's evil oysters get you!!!! Bwahahaha!!!!