TEH GRET NINE-BALL by Kenshu Bakayama

Nine-Ball was rushing toawrd teh emeny base because he had overboost on. He was overboosting to teh enmey baes because teh evli corpration AIG was going to destory the earht with nueks. NIen-ball bursted into teh enemu base with his palsma rifel and his energy blade and hek illd all teh gaurds with his missles. he overboosted agian to teh centre of teh enemy base weher he sawed teh AIG CEO Robert Bemnoche in a gint custom armored core.
"WHO ARE U TO ENTR OUR BASE AND DISRUTP OUR OPRATIONS!" Roberts yelled loudly.
"I AM TEH GRET NINE-BALL" Nine-bAll sayd. "I wil destory u and ur base becuse i wil not let u destory te earht with nueks becuase peple need to liev here."
"I DONT CAER ABOIOUT THE PEPOLE!" Robert yelld back. "I ONLY CARE AOBUT PORFITTS! NOW U WIL DEI BECAUSE YOU ARE OA THREAT TO OUR PROFILTS!"
So they fouthgted, adn Nine-Ball unlaoded all his guns and his missles and his energy blades and he defeated teh CEO OF AIG.
"NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O" Robert screamde, then hsi armored core emxplowded.
Nein-abll overboosted out of teh base becasue it was aobut to sexploed, and he overbooseted out of tehre sfafely. But whe nhe got home, he sawed taht hsi hosue was destoryred. He founded a note one the gournd adn it sayds:
"I AM CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER! I HAVE KILLED YOUR HOUSE AND YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR PETS AND YOUR FOOD BECAUSE I AM CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER AND I CAN DO ANYTHING!"
Nine-Ball crumpled the note in his hands and shouted "YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS, CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER!"

TO BE CONTINUED